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    A plane was forced to make an emergency landing in Germany after two British women tried to open a cabin door mid-flight, police have said.
    The women, aged 26 and 27, were drinking heavily and had to be held in their seats by security staff until the plane landed in Frankfurt.
    They were then arrested, a spokesman for the Frankfurt force said.
    The flight was on its way from the Greek island of Kos to Manchester when the incident happened.
    The incident happened at an altitude of 10,000 metres, according to Reuters news agency.
    Hartmut Scherer, a spokesman for police at Frankfurt International Airport, said the women had become violent with flight attendants over Austria.
    The 26-year-old woman is reported to have repeatedly tried to strike a flight attendant with a vodka bottle she had carried with her on the plane after the crew refused to serve the pair any more alcohol.
    Reuters said she then tried, unsuccessfully, to unlatch a nearby cabin door.
    "She evidently wanted to get some fresh air and tried to open the door, which obviously did not work," Mr Scherer is quoted as saying.
    The women face charges of grievous bodily harm and violating air traffic regulations.
    The plane later flew on to Manchester with a two-hour delay.
    German media reported that the airline would charge the pair for the cost of the diversion.
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    Re: Women try to open door mid-flight

    some man must have disoriented them and they were in a stress reaction state of mind and could not possibly be guilty of anything

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    Re: Women try to open door mid-flight

    Anyone wanna make a bet that nothing comes of this? After all they are just poor icckle women.


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    Re: Women try to open door mid-flight

    It doesn´t even get media attention in Germany. I wonder why. Although a woman who can´t park properly and does some damage usually gets mentioned in newspapers.
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    Re: Women try to open door mid-flight

    This is the kind of thing that allows me to play one of my favourite games, "Make it men's fault", I'll give it a try;

    The women were quietly enjoying tea and scones, discussing the current economic crisis, when one of the delicate, fragile woman asked very politely if she could have another cup of tea, she and her caring friend were met with a torrent of abuse from the male flight attendant, who frightened the ladies so much, they got scared, so much so, not thinking clearly, due to the man's tirade of abuse, tried to open the door during flight.
    This is a mistake that the ladies regret, but insist it would never have happened if they hadn't come under heavy verbal fire from a man, and if the plane was piloted correctly by a competent woman.

    There, that's how I would make it men's fault, can you top it?

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    ...can you top it?
    As the plane was flown by a linear thinking male pilot, he became distracted by a woman wearing a low cut top some 10,000ft below. Due to his inability to multitask, he became so obsessed momentarily with the clevage of the victimized (by his eyes) woman below, that he lost all ability to concentrate on flying and the plane nosedived, and then swooped to the left.
    At the same time, the lovely ladies were walking passed the door and were thrown toward it by the incompitent linear thinking male pilot's poor flying.
    The airline being a patriarchal system (clearly so, judging by the use of phallic aeroplanes thrusting fowards by the multitudes) have done all in their power to cover up the problem by blaming the poor, victimized women - who clearly are innocent.

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    Howzat?
    You'd think that was copied and pasted from a feminist website

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    They were arrested and released after two hours, Frankfurt police said.
    Again women escaped Justice with the Pussy Pass. If they were men they'd be spending some time in jail.
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    Let's see if I understand this right: these ladies were drunk and disorderly, combative with the flight attendants, endangered the safety and security of the passengers and crew, caused a delay for everyone aboard for over two hours, and they were detained for only two hours and then set free?

    You can bet that if it was men who had done this, they would've been thrown down to the ground and cuffed by police (probably beat up, too), and they'd still be in jail right now. And...if bail was allowed, you can bet it would've been too high for for anyone to post. They'd be sitting in a cell until their trial, and for a long time after.

    The injustice is appalling.

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    The injustice is appalling.
    yet typical, and predictable.
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    Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?"
    Husband : "That's where they held the auction."

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    "You can bet that if it was men who had done this, they would've been thrown down to the ground and cuffed by police (probably beat up, too), and they'd still be in jail right now."

    but what about an anger management course too

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    Quote Quote from shaazam View Post
    "You can bet that if it was men who had done this, they would've been thrown down to the ground and cuffed by police (probably beat up, too), and they'd still be in jail right now."

    but what about an anger management course too
    Yes, that too!

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    The injustice is appalling.
    I've forgotten what it was like to not be disgusted by blatant injustice all the time.

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    Reports are coming in from Intelligence 'sources' that they were very likely 'operatives' emulating the infamous 'Sadie', leader of the Baderbelieveitsmeinhaus gang; a notorious woman who has undertaken similarly outrageous attacks in recent years.

    A Defence Department Spokesman contacted by this reporter just minutes ago said, "She is secretive, reserved some files show, basically a shy woman, but this Fuhrerfrau's real name is unknown. The code name 'Sadie' has been assigned to her by the Duxieme Bureaux back in the 90's."

    Sensitive to camera flashes since an accident on a catwalk some years ago and to which no one close to her talks about, - eye witnesses said all her clothes fell off - she is protected now by a phalange of bodyguards called her ‘Toy Boys’, who are thought to be Manginas specially recruited from New Hampshire and who carry spare clothes and photo contracts for her. The witnesses 'disappeared'.

    She is known to have been the breasts behind several audacious and devastating terrorist atrocities in recent years including the outrageous attack on the World Underwear Trade Fair in 1994 in which 450 people were trampled to death when she unveiled her now infamous ‘Boyleg’ panties.

    That was followed by the Munich Air Near-Disaster (2001) when she tried to take over a Russian airliner by threatening to unbutton her blouse in the cockpit.

    Only the courageous action of the late Captain Katia Gearov saved 640 economy passengers and 3 crew.

    Sadie got away, miraculously, jumping from 10,000 metres in a billowy, triple tiered, 42 mtr square-dance petticoat with a non-scratch inner lining. Intelligence reports say, “She’s Good. Very Good”.

    These two are now thought to be trainees who were trying to practice that same jump.

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    Re: Women try to open door mid-flight

    I almost find that hard to believe. Did you just make that up or are these women actually trying to pull 007 moves against the world?


 

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