Quote from Dylan MacVillain

Or, rather, 27 reason women are impossible to deal with. Is this their nature, or are they deliberately manipulative and diabolical? From this list, it seems obvious to me who started the gender war.

27 Things Men Don't Know About Women - MSN Relationships - Slideshow

...Téa Leoni
"Supersecret: Unless we're blind or have no night-light in the bathroom, the whole toilet-seat thing is exaggerated and meant to control you."...

...Jennifer Love Hewitt
PMS is not a lame excuse to be able to yell at you. It's a great excuse...

...Julie Delpy
"We need you to be reachable at all times, but we don't always pick up our phones when you call. We realize this seems like a double standard; if you'd like to discuss it further, just leave a message."...

Yep it started with them and it will end with them!
When you really think about it, they've already lost the gender war!
If you peddle fraud and rely on hegemony for income, you've already lost!

yep

...Andrea Dworkin
"When we say we are from Venus it means we're not really human".

...Katherine McKinnon
"The Law is you must do what we say, until we change our minds in which case you were wrong to do it".

...Germaine Greer
"Dribble, grimace, snarl, fourex, aboriginal, PhD, I am intellectual."

the 28th thing men don't know about wimyn is that wimyn's appearance is usually at about 100% opposite of their true nature the exception to test that rule of course is Dworkin

from Hutt River Province

That list was lame and I hate having to click Next to read ONE fuckin' sentence.

Same here, that's why I made some up !

Quote from Dylan MacVillain

Or, rather, 27 reasons women are impossible to deal with. Is this their nature, or are they deliberately manipulative and diabolical? From reading this list, it seems obvious to me who started the gender war.

They're just a bunch of Hollywood airheads. You're using this survey to judge all womankind? Are you serious?

Jane Krakowski

"When you break up with us, that means it's over, and we will only sleep with you two or three more times."

Who the hell is Jane Krakowski? I must be out of touch. What an unbeleivably whorish thing to say though. If I was a woman I'd tell this slag to shut her mouth and stop making me look bad.

Courtney Cox

"We pay closer attention to your hands than you think. It's bad enough if you don't have manly hands, but if your nails are longer than ours, forget it."

My nails are long because I play guitar. I'd rather do this than have a relationship with you, bye.

Cheryl Hines

"Everything sounds better when your mouth is next to our ear and you whisper it. Everything from 'Sorry about the smell' to 'I'm going to love you forever, m'lady.'"

Even this? "I hate you, get out."

Poppy Montgomery

"When considering whether or not to ask out the girl you're afraid to talk to, keep this in mind: No matter who you are or what you look like, it's always flattering when you hit on us. Always."

Precicely why I don't hit on women. Their egos are large enough as it is.

Leslie Mann

"We can tell how good you'll be in bed by how good you are on the dance floor."

Oh god, women have super-powers now?

no, I can't keep doing this. I was going to go through and comment on them all but reading them is just hurting my brain far too much.

"We can tell how good you'll be in bed by how good you are on the dance floor."

Men on the other hand have no such hint. The number of women who dance with other women is legion but you never see chaps dancing together. Suggest that she bring her friend to bed as well to make a threesome and few like that idea !

Quote from Garak

That list was lame and I hate having to click Next to read ONE fuckin' sentence.

Well, it's good to know how women "think"!

Quote from Dylan MacVillain

Well, it's good to know how women "think"!

The other day my GF and I were standing in the checkout line at KMart and she picked up one of those Celebrity magazines. I told her this:

I would rather you go on those social networking sites all the time than read this celebrity nonsense, atleast the people on those sites are real.

Celebrities aren't real people. Real people don't walk outside and have 50 cameras pointed at them. Real people don't perform 24 hours a day for those cameras.

When a celebrity women speaks, just ignore it....it isn't real...she is performing for the cameras.

BTW, I have joined a social networking site since I said that to my GF (in fact it was last night that I joined Facebook), only to play a game I have heard so much about. Not for the gossip.

Cheryl Hines

"Everything sounds better when your mouth is next to our ear and you whisper it. Everything from 'Sorry about the smell' to 'I'm going to love you forever, m'lady.'"

Any female with such a mentality is lower than pig shit!

Yep, her best bet would be to buy a hot dog and go fuck herself!

Quote from Zuberi

Cheryl Hines

"Everything sounds better when your mouth is next to our ear and you whisper it. Everything from 'Sorry about the smell' to 'I'm going to love you forever, m'lady.'"

Any female with such a mentality is lower than pig shit!

Yep, her best bet would be to buy a hot dog and go fuck herself!

Zuberi maybe it's just me but I'm disgusted by your repetitive use of vegetables and beef franks as dildos in many of your posts....is there any chance you could possibly make your point without them?

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Zuberi maybe it's just me but I'm disgusted by your repetitive use of vegetables and beef franks as dildos in many of your posts....is there any chance you could possibly make your point without them?

I was waiting for that!!!