Sex in a Can is the renewed compact Fleshlight sex toy for men which comes in three different models.

Pink Lotus Lager
Abbey's Secret Ale
Spread Eagle Brew

The can shaped package is quite discrete which makes it easier to stash in you home. Check it out!

Tyrael,
I take my hat off to you for posting this.
Reason I say that is because, MEN are not allowed to have fun by themselves,
If they do they are called nasty names like "wierdo" or "faggot" or "loser".
It's like "fun" or sex has to involve a woman somewhere along the line.

Meanwhile, Wimmin are carrying on about dildo's and vibrators and the like, they are "liberated" for not having to depend on a MAN, but they will take welfare that men provide, eh?.
Half of these things are made in the image of the male penis (the feminists like the dolphin and the whale shapes).

So, why should men not be allowed to have their toys, although women seem to equate large cars with big engines as mens "toys".

All it seems to me to be, is a childish fight in the sand-pit.

If women really took the time to understand us, this sortof thing would never occur, but that is just too much to ask isn't it.
It would take away from their own vanity.

I suppose if any one ever had any doubts that the mens movement is full of wankers...

Hmm, neat thing there

This a hundred times. Well said Mike!

Hand operated or battery?

How does it fare in the dishwasher?

It is washable, isn't it?

Yeah OK Percy,
I see what you did there.

""(the feminists like the dolphin and the whale shapes).""

some wimyn I have dallied with would need a whale


to say they had a cunt like a horse collar would not do them justice

Well, there are double standards like:
1)If men masturbate, they're losers. Women masturbating = FUN!
2)If women fuck around, they're slutty whores. Men fucking around = PIMPS!

They're intertwined, by the way. As long as women will be seen as crap for sleeping around, men will be seen as crap for masturbating. And just look at it this way:
1)Men reinforce the masturbating thing stronger than women do.
2)Women are quicker to call another woman a slut if she sleeps around.

oh this is so silly...theres a billion dollar industry in womens sex toys and its practically mainstream now...I find it stupid that men have such limited options, and dumber still that they are looked at as less than masculine if they express interest in a toy or *gasp* god forbid USE one

Just the other day, my sister made a comment about how she was sick of winding up with men who have been strickened with the "small penis syndrom"....hmmm kay!

To which I replyed if you find that consistantly happening, the more logical conclusinon is that you have been strickend with "wide vagina syndrome"...

But its true..Another thing I like to point out to women when they bring up this kind of bullsh*t is that haveing a small penis is something you can do almost nothing about if you have that mis-fortune, however a few kegles will tighten up the ol' sperm dumpster now wouldnt it? Pretty funny how women like to make that joke, and then try to convince you her pussy is gold, when she frequently gets slamed like a screen door...

Another thing that Ive observed (go ahead and disagree ladies) is that women NEVER even factor that in, when they become so unpleased with there sex life and the "size" of the man....However quite frankly ive ran into a number of women who quite litteraly did me no justice, as there snatch was wide enough to fit a fist in...Pretty ironic that those same ones offten complained about running into men with a small dick, and then try to make it out as if there is a sever shortage of men with proper endowment....What a bunch of ignormus sluts.

It's only fair when women have sex toys that men can enjoy such things as well.
There were barely any decent sex toys for men until recently.


This image describes the double standards about sex toys:

SOme people really must have too much time on their hands...