Thread: Beard contest.

Last year on this site there was a November beard thread that was kind of cool I will try to look it up.

Wasn't that the moustache one, not beard?

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Wasn't that the moustache one, not beard?

I went to a car dealership over the summer in Florida where one of the salesmen had the sweetest mustache I've ever seen. The only way to describe it was "El Mustachio". Not the Mexican kind, but the Gondola driving Italian kind.

Best of luck mate, I've had a go at beards myself but only managed about two weeks before it started to irritate the fuck out of me, i did grow handlebars and lamb chops for a fancy dress party last Christmas though, the missus hated it so i kept it for another couple of weeks afterwards

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I'm trying my hand at growing a beard. My buddy grew a sweet one last year so we got drunk this last weekend and decided on having a beard growing contest.

I'm going for the chinstrap with the pointy goatee beard. He's doing the traditional lumber jack style.

Wish me luck.

Go for it !!!

Please post some photos.

Quote from Marx

Wasn't that the moustache one, not beard?

aye "Movember"

Two weeks into it.




The competition.

Quote from Bmiricle

Two weeks into it.




The competition.

All you need now,is a hog and some colour's.

Quote from Bmiricle

I'm trying my hand at growing a beard. My buddy grew a sweet one last year so we got drunk this last weekend and decided on having a beard growing contest.

I'm going for the chinstrap with the pointy goatee beard. He's doing the traditional lumber jack style.

Wish me luck.

I've always had a problem growing beards. The problem started at age 13 and my beard wouldn't stop growing. Upon recent research I've discovered that I come from a long line of hairy people. I'm an descendant of big foot.

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I've always had a problem growing beards. The problem started at age 13 and my beard wouldn't stop growing. Upon recent research I've discovered that I come from a long line of hairy people. I'm an descendant of big foot.

Can I take a picture of you and send it in to the Discovery channel? Maybe we can split the monetary value of said venture.

Does the 'peachfuzz' grown by Steroid Dyke Misandrists count as a 'beard' - or is that just part of the disguise?

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Does the 'peachfuzz' grown by Steroid Dyke Misandrists count as a 'beard' - or is that just part of the disguise?

Have to ask the umpire on that one...

I have a Brahmah of a beard.

Of course, I wear a 'hang-on' one most of the time and keep the real one in my bedside draw for 'best' occasions.

Beard contest is over...I conceded.

Those fuckers get scratchy after a month or so.

Now I need to come up with another stupid thing to compete over to regain some much needed ego.