For whatever it's worth, I'm gonna talk some shit:

Whenever he comes in to attack, jab him, then a straight right. double up on the jab. Cut off the ring and dig to the body, then a left hook, or a straight right. If he ducks low to come in on ya, step to the right and dig to the body or use the uppercut. Step to his right as you navigate the ring if he's a conventional fighter--but if he's a southpaw, step to his left in order to make it hard for him to get his power punch off.

Make him fight your fight. Let him be the one to lose control. Stay cool when he wails and just block with your elbows and paws--then strike back. Jabs, combos and back off, combos and back off, then tie him up. If you hurt him, finish him, but don't lose the defense and don't forget the body in the heat of battle. Keep that left hand up to your chin at all times and duck that chin into your shoulders.

Fuck 'em up bro.

Sure... and then we can work on your daisy farm....

TMOTS

thats cool but you better not be sneaking in the barn with my animals when Im passed out drunk

Well, considering your tweekin' level, wouldn't take too much to contain you... maybe a paper bag or some wet noodles...

TMOTS

shuddup and pass me a glazed donut barny!!!

btw havent tweeked in over a year
that hyperactivity is normal LOL