Clever answers to misandrist remarks

[Percy]

I repeat and expand on my arguement about warcraft.

You just cannot send unseasoned, untrained men into battle and expect to win anything. They will get cut down on the first engagement. Many MRAs think they are friggin' Generals with delusions of adequacy when in fact they are farm boys with pitchforks going against tanks and battalions of seasoned, armed and disciplined troops.

Feminists Train women and girls, even little girls, to fight. They take the very stuff of the feminine that most men find delightful, and systematically distort it to beat it into swords to harm men and boys. They teach death by a thousand small cuts. Any girl or woman can make small cuts. Few ordinary women and girls are expected to launch mass attacks on society.

For that they have taken over the schools and universities and inculcate tactics and strategies, techniques and methods of lies, mendacities and hysterical claims, hit and run, accuse, cry and stand back, and seed the discourse with fake studies and future leaders. They provide leadership and experience whenever they put on a 'take back the night' farago or a 'Vagina Monologue'. They form exclusive groups to practice with one another, often sacrificing some poor friggin' political virgin who dares to say 'Yes, but...' while they are at it.

They 'study' dissembling and irrationality and fine tune their 'skills'. They practice using their blaming and shaming and 'let's you and him fight' games. They practice PC to shut down opposition. They create verbal weapons which society picks up unthinking so that they go right to the heart of thought itself and rot the brain. So, for example, we have common mindsets throughout our society that 'its for the best interests of the children', we' shouldn't judge', 'no-fault reduces conflict'.

If you want to be an effective MRA you have to do the work of preparation. You have to study. You have to know the feminist arguements and know and practice the counter arguements and tactics.

MRAs need to train. MRAs need to learn WARCRAFT. MRAs need to develop personal combat skills. They are mind-skills; verbal skills; knowledge skills; courage and tenacity; logic and reason; thinking and acting.

Where are our Officers and NCOs? Where are our battle-schools? Where is our War College?

[jazzman]

I'm sorry, did I threaten your masculinity?

[Celtic Druid]

I'm sorry, did I threaten your masculinity?

jazzman, your relatively new. You'll have to let all of us know exactly what this quote is referring to.

Also, you made this remark almost 3 hours after the last post, seemingly totally unconnected.

As an admin, questioning phrases put forth as a newcomer such as "did I threaten your masculinity" - out of context - makes me question your agenda here.

Please inform me otherwise!

[jazzman]

Sorry Chief, I was answering clever remarks. When some nasty feminist type gets wound up, one of my lines is " excuse me, but you seem upset. Did I threaten your masculinity?"

[Celtic Druid]

Sorry Chief, I was answering clever remarks. When some nasty feminist type gets wound up, one of my lines is " excuse me, but you seem upset. Did I threaten your masculinity?"

Chief?

Which clever remarks?

So whenever some nasty feminist type gets (seemingly) wound up, you unleash that same lame tired-assed "insular" line. Is that what your saying?

I'm not having a go at you, rather more astounded you still grasp to such old constrictive ways.

Today, whereby gender politics are concerned, you have to be statesman and a statistician combined (at the very least!)! Still want to play? Come forth and impale yourself on such insular political madness!

Spewing the same "comfortable" line won't suffice any more! Therefore, let your position be known to all, at least if your pushing a political agenda, the "mirrored" morons will be able to recognise another social retard (it's only fair!). Isn't it?

[jazzman]

First off, I'm an old guy and the line seemed clever enough to me. Maybe it's old and tired and you have my humblest apology.

My position? My political agenda? I don't really have one. Can't say I care for political agendas or the people that push them.

You sound like a little punk bastard thats just itchin for a fight. Just the kind of punk who thinks he's smart because he rips someone on the internet. I'm willing to bet you don't take your attitude problem into your public life because some old guy like me would probably kick the shit out of you.

Pardon the fuck out of me.

[John Dias]

I think Jazzman was suggesting a "clever answer to misandrist remarks," and that clever answer is to ask a misandrist, "Did I threaten your masculinity?"

Get it?

[bola]

Chief?

Which clever remarks?

So whenever some nasty feminist type gets (seemingly) wound up, you unleash that same lame tired-assed "insular" line. Is that what your saying?

I'm not having a go at you, rather more astounded you still grasp to such old constrictive ways.

Today, whereby gender politics are concerned, you have to be statesman and a statistician combined (at the very least!)! Still want to play? Come forth and impale yourself on such insular political madness!

Spewing the same "comfortable" line won't suffice any more! Therefore, let your position be known to all, at least if your pushing a political agenda, the "mirrored" morons will be able to recognise another social retard (it's only fair!). Isn't it?

I appreciate that you are looking at the bigger picture, Celtic Druid, but in all fairness, this thread is about clever answers to misandrist remarks, and I think jazzman's example qualifies as such.

[Percy]

I read Jazzman's message given straight after my lengthy bit and realized that he could not have been referring to me and was putting his retort in as an example answer to the original question.

But Jazzman, leaping on CD with such venom is a bit off. CD jumped to criticism a bit fast too, even if I agree with the idea that we must be more stringent

Come along, guys, be nice gentlemen.

Hey, Jazzman, you another old git, can I use that longer retort sometime? Suitably amended of course. And aimed at manginas.

You sound like a little punk bastard thats just itchin for a fight. Just the kind of punk who thinks he's smart because he rips someone on the internet. I'm willing to bet you don't take your attitude problem into your public life because some old guy like me would probably kick the shit out of you

[FFFF]

That is another point I frequently cite and you are absolutely right Drex.

Here where I live, other than on an occassional conversation. I do not even mention these topics. I think I may have sent a copy of a Wendy McElroy lecture to the local Tory party but that's about it...

The island where I live has the population of a small town and frankly I could not care less what the local hillbilly chapter of the lesbian misandrist club or their masochist male choir thinks...I HUNT MUCH BIGGER GAME

Focus your efforts on media, the education system and legal policy.

Regard all of these internet forum squabbles as sparring practice...

What could it possibly matter if you "win"or "loose" on some site with a thread that was read by perhaps a few score people? You will never win the same topic with the same moves again anyway.

yip. That is it..

[FFFF]

I repeat and expand on my arguement about warcraft.

You just cannot send unseasoned, untrained men into battle and expect to win anything. They will get cut down on the first engagement. Many MRAs think they are friggin' Generals with delusions of adequacy when in fact they are farm boys with pitchforks going against tanks and battalions of seasoned, armed and disciplined troops.

Feminists Train women and girls, even little girls, to fight. They take the very stuff of the feminine that most men find delightful, and systematically distort it to beat it into swords to harm men and boys. They teach death by a thousand small cuts. Any girl or woman can make small cuts. Few ordinary women and girls are expected to launch mass attacks on society.

For that they have taken over the schools and universities and inculcate tactics and strategies, techniques and methods of lies, mendacities and hysterical claims, hit and run, accuse, cry and stand back, and seed the discourse with fake studies and future leaders. They provide leadership and experience whenever they put on a 'take back the night' farago or a 'Vagina Monologue'. They form exclusive groups to practice with one another, often sacrificing some poor friggin' political virgin who dares to say 'Yes, but...' while they are at it.

They 'study' dissembling and irrationality and fine tune their 'skills'. They practice using their blaming and shaming and 'let's you and him fight' games. They practice PC to shut down opposition. They create verbal weapons which society picks up unthinking so that they go right to the heart of thought itself and rot the brain. So, for example, we have common mindsets throughout our society that 'its for the best interests of the children', we' shouldn't judge', 'no-fault reduces conflict'.

If you want to be an effective MRA you have to do the work of preparation. You have to study. You have to know the feminist arguements and know and practice the counter arguements and tactics.

MRAs need to train. MRAs need to learn WARCRAFT. MRAs need to develop personal combat skills. They are mind-skills; verbal skills; knowledge skills; courage and tenacity; logic and reason; thinking and acting.

Where are our Officers and NCOs? Where are our battle-schools? Where is our War College?

All very true indeed, the feminazi's have the states approval to use our education systems as their finishing schools.. Indeed, feminism and the state are practically the same people these days..

The average MRA is some pissed off guy who got buttfucked with a strap-on during a divorce that may have occurred pretty recently.. He was probably, prior to realising that that thing pumping his arse was providing pain, not pleasure. himself singing off the feminist hymn sheet..

Yip. You get that right.. The average MRA is an ex-mangina.. An ex male feminist.. He is not pure bred like the feminazis.. who are these days raised by the original pissed off mothers who could not get the abortions they wanted..

Most MRA's are. frankly, dumbfucks who will lose heart very quickly..

Hence, the decimated ranks of groups such as "feminised" 4 justice..

[MAUS]

Here are a couple of my lines:

"Penises are uniquely male...assholes are another matter"

"Put a menstral tampon in my shirt pocket because my heart bleeds for the plight of the powerless female"

When ganged up on by three:

"(sniff)(sniff) I smell eye of newt and toe of frog burning...shouldn't one of you be stirring that cauldron?"

There was a discussion at work about The DaVinci Code...a mangina got into a tirade about men this/ men that and the hierarchy of "The Church" being all male (you know...shaming tactic)....

I replied"Yeah the lazy bitches wouldn't even lift a finger...least they could do now is make the Pope a sandwich"

In response to angry outbursts...

"Take a midol"

I've got lots more...it is not a matter of having comeback lines...it's a matter of having the resolve to actually say them....

When I get that "how-dare-you-say-that" look I immediately say:

"And you can complain about the fact that I said that to any authority figure you wish up to and including Jehovah"

OR

"This discussion reconvenes in a court of law if you like....male bash in my presence again and it will reconvene there wether you like it or not"

Would you like some more?

[FFFF]

nice!!

[Celtic Druid]

But Jazzman, leaping on CD with such venom is a bit off.

Yes, rather disproportionately so.

CD jumped to criticism a bit fast too

Admittedly so. Not that I'm excusing being rather undiplomatic intially, but we've had an influx of trolls recently, and the residue of that sometimes resurfaces in unrelated threads when a relatively new member makes a 'misunderstood' comment which is then taken out of context - by the enthusiasm to repel such unwanted elements from plaguing the forum.

jazzman said:

You sound like a little punk bastard thats just itchin for a fight. Just the kind of punk who thinks he's smart because he rips someone on the internet. I'm willing to bet you don't take your attitude problem into your public life because some old guy like me would probably kick the shit out of you

Furthermore, I'm neither little, a punk, nor a bastard.

"Just itchin for a fight" as I explained the reason for my intial harsh criticism, yet, it seems by you stating "some old guy like me would probably kick the shit out of you" it is YOU who 'seemingly' are actually itchin for a fight. Does it not?

Personal threats directed at me, or anyone on this forum are totally unacceptable (even hypothetical), whatever supposed provacation someone may cite. I'd ask you not to repeat this mistake again.

And, as a F4J member I DO very much take my attitude problem (most succesfully!) into the public sphere, and being a 6'2, 230 pound accomplished martial artist I have a 'proven' deterrent which upholds this position.

So, lets forget this little misunderstanding, and not allow it to negatively fester into something larger than is actually warranted.

[MAUS]

Here is another one I frequently use...

"And you can call me an sort of political incorrigible that ends in a serpentine syllabant hisssssss you want......I am not impresssssssssssssssst!!"