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    What Happens To Your Body If You Drink A Coke Right Now?


    What Happens To Your Body If You Drink A Coke Right Now?

    Wade | Prevention, Your Body, Drink | Friday, December 8th, 2006

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    Have you ever wondered why Coke comes with a smile? ItÂ’s because it gets you high. They took the cocaine out almost a hundred years ago. You know why? It was redundant.
    • In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You donÂ’t immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor allowing you to keep it down.
    • 20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get itÂ’s hands on into fat. (ThereÂ’s plenty of that at this particular moment)
    • 40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dialate, your blood pressure rises, as a response your livers dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked preventing drowsiness.
    • 45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by the way.
    • >60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium.
    • >60 Minutes: The caffeineÂ’s diuretic properties come into play. (It makes you have to pee.) It is now assured that youÂ’ll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium, electrolyte and water.
    • >60 minutes: As the rave inside of you dies down youÂ’ll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. YouÂ’ve also now, literally, pissed away all the water that was in the Coke. But not before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build strong bones and teeth.
    This will all be followed by a caffeine crash in the next few hours. (As little as two if youÂ’re a smoker.) But, hey, have another Coke, itÂ’ll make you feel better.


    *FYI: The Coke itself is not the enemy, here. ItÂ’s the dynamic combo of massive sugar doses combined with caffeine and phosphoric acid. Things which are found in almost all soda.

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    What Happens To Your Body If You Drink A Coke Right Now?

    Wade | Prevention, Your Body, Drink | Friday, December 8th, 2006

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    Have you ever wondered why Coke comes with a smile? ItÂ’s because it gets you high. They took the cocaine out almost a hundred years ago. You know why? It was redundant.
    • In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You donÂ’t immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor allowing you to keep it down.
    • 20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get itÂ’s hands on into fat. (ThereÂ’s plenty of that at this particular moment)
    • 40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dialate, your blood pressure rises, as a response your livers dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked preventing drowsiness.
    • 45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by the way.
    • >60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium.
    • >60 Minutes: The caffeineÂ’s diuretic properties come into play. (It makes you have to pee.) It is now assured that youÂ’ll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium, electrolyte and water.
    • >60 minutes: As the rave inside of you dies down youÂ’ll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. YouÂ’ve also now, literally, pissed away all the water that was in the Coke. But not before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build strong bones and teeth.
    This will all be followed by a caffeine crash in the next few hours. (As little as two if youÂ’re a smoker.) But, hey, have another Coke, itÂ’ll make you feel better.


    *FYI: The Coke itself is not the enemy, here. ItÂ’s the dynamic combo of massive sugar doses combined with caffeine and phosphoric acid. Things which are found in almost all soda.

    Further Reading/Sources
    Link to the article.
    ~ Support Fathers & Families for Father's Rights and Equal Parenting! Go to fathersandfamilies.org ~

    ~ Fathers & FamiliesTM improves the lives of children and strengthens society by protecting the child’s right to the love and care of both parents after separation or divorce. ~

    ~ Feminism = Every bad thing any man has ever committed highlighted and exaggerated; every bit of good systematically undermined, vilified or ignored. ~

    ~ A man needs a woman like a lion needs a stove. ~

    ~ Women deserve only equal opportunity, not equal outcomes. ~

    ~ Men are not collectively "guilty" of anything. ~

    ~ Never needing to be pregnant is a blessing. ~

    ~ Feminist ideology “men have to respect women, but women have no reason to respect men” ~

    ~ Everybody makes choices, and nobody should be entitled to special treatment because of those choices.
    Equal results based on unequal treatment amounts to no kind of equality at all. ~


 

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