Hold on to your trousers... it's the world's fastest loo!
It's a case of now you WC me, now you don't for a madcap inventor who's built a portable toilet powered by a boeing jet engine that can reach speeds of more than 70mph.
Mad-cap mechanic Paul Sender has driven his amazing portable jet-propelled convenience and claims it provides the ultimate seat-of-your-pants ride.
The speeding loo - dubbed Port-O-Jet - is powered by a 1,000bhp Boeing turbine engine and shoots out 30ft long fire balls.
Paul, 43, spent £5,000 creating the wacky water closet out of an original portable loo.