Don't know if this should really be in this section, but take a look at this.

Hold on to your trousers... it's the world's fastest loo!

It's a case of now you WC me, now you don't for a madcap inventor who's built a portable toilet powered by a boeing jet engine that can reach speeds of more than 70mph.

Mad-cap mechanic Paul Sender has driven his amazing portable jet-propelled convenience and claims it provides the ultimate seat-of-your-pants ride.

The speeding loo - dubbed Port-O-Jet - is powered by a 1,000bhp Boeing turbine engine and shoots out 30ft long fire balls.

Paul, 43, spent 5,000 creating the wacky water closet out of an original portable loo.

Engineer Paul Sender