Aye!!

Its funny though eh??

I did some interesting reading while in the clap clinic a few months ago, you would not believe the huge problems there are, especially in the gay community, with rapidly mutating viruses running wild and pretty uncontrolled especially in those folk with HIV compromised immune systems..

I will tell you an even more bizarre tale my nephew told me..

One fellow caught something nasty off a fish, then, all the folk in his house in barracks took part in a bizzare drunken activity that involved chargiing round and sliding headlong naked over urine and washing up liquid soaked floors, then, covering each other in branston pickle, all getting in the bath, taking turns to have sex with the vaccum cleaner hose..

Then, a week later, they all had to be checked out in the clinic for jenny warts and chlamydia..

STD's.. Feminisms gift to the world, thanks to the recreational sex culture it promotes and the appalling health service facilities..

I think this is great Kim. But I hope you found up to date facts and figures. The USA is leading the way in prostrate cancer. Things have changed dramatically since a guy donated 40 million personally to the cause. This made the Government get involved.

Oops, I wasn't thinking and did a link for the e-mail address. Try this instead,

nice@nice.org.uk

Well the article's dated two months ago, so I'm guessing it's up-to-date.

Apparently, wanking is a good preventative measure for prostrate cancer, get rid of the toxic semen, that also is alleged to cause mouth cancer in female sex workers..

Having intercourse with females is not reccomended for prostrate health, as the bitches are so riddled with diseases that they cause trouble in't mill..

It is, however, a good cardio vascular excercise apparently..

I dont see what good 15 seconds of squelching is though for the heart?

Maybe its all the running through the woods and struggling to hold them down that gets the heart racing!!

Thanks Kim. I am interested in finding out what is going on. Maybe they also need to hear from my country folk.

Thanx Kim. You can't beat that.

Well, at least you will do better when you rule the world, eh!!!!

nah.. I have no interest in this world my dear, I am reaching for the stars, Siriusly.. Not much point sitting on Uranus and worrying about the sorry state of the humanoid life forms on this humble planet..

We will evolve into astro-kinetic, telepathetic, cosmic cuties fed by ravishing beauties whose delicious duties are to provide mothers milk and purity, a blessed peace and security..

The goal of the paranoid, is to escape the ordinary void, in which lesser mortals wander, with their hopeless goals to ponder..

THIS IS MY DEFINITION OF BEAUTY!!!!
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Aim it wisely my friend, the penis and the gun have much in common..