I chose "moose" because you can get all the others on the side anyway!!

(Why pay for stabling when you only want to ride the horse?)

Even if they are not that pretty, you dont look at the mantlepiece when you are poking the fire do you?

Thing that bugs me, I tend to always get those nympho types for some reason and they are usually psycho's and wont go away..

And what does yer average gent of sophistication do when he gets angry with a woman?

He plonks her, thus, giving in to her demands!!

So, unless you want one of those looney nymphos, be careful when whipping yer tackle out in the bar for your introductory move..

Yes, I know its the standard method, but, it does have consequences beyond what one would expect..

Mooses are pretty hard to get though, they have the deluded idea often that a gent only wants to dump a blueprint in them, and even when you correct them and tell them you really want them for housework and can get your rations of passion elsewhere, they still are not impressed!

Whipping the whang out does not seem to work with this type, to pull a moose, you have to listen to them for a few hours while they prattle on about crap.. You also have to smile at them, not leer and dribble..

Then, and only then can the gentleman rip her knix off as she wishes (because she thinks that by offloading her sad pathetic lifestory she may have bored you and wants to compensate..)

They do often go through the motions of threatening to press charges the next day, but as long as you have covered the bases, you should be ok...

Which means tell them that you love them and want a future with them, blah de blah.. and meet them again the next day..

Then, when one has got ones "base unit" established for housework etc, one has the next jon of finding something decent to shag, which is actually easier when you know you have a bucket at home to drop DNA in if you fail in your mission!!

I once was conned into marrying an "arm trophy" type, but these women are really bad because they cry all the time when you are wanking on the internet etc over "mature bitches".. they think they have some god given right to exclusivity, just because every (else) fancies them..

I wouldnt touch a career women with my dads dick, (and he has been dead for 7 years!) I like to have sole control of my staff, I dont ship them out to be abused by capitalists!

Do any of you guys have a prefferrence for your cock fodder?

Quote from Billy

It's very simple really, use condoms and they won't have a reason to hang around and demand support. 20 children and 45 kids should tell you this is true.

I hate those things but unless you're willing to have that thing wacked then you got to wear a raincoat.


It's hard for many to make it without putting her to work. I got mine working many jobs but that leaves little time to clean the house.


You left out one option, the one that says, I Desire to keep my sanity and remain single. Too late for me, I'm already loosing it, but some would prefer that option.
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Do you work *many jobs* too, Billy?

Quote from Billy

It's very simple really, use condoms and they won't have a reason to hang around and demand support. 20 children and 45 kids should tell you this is true.

I hate those things but unless you're willing to have that thing wacked then you got to wear a raincoat.


It's hard for many to make it without putting her to work. I got mine working many jobs but that leaves little time to clean the house.


You left out one option, the one that says, I Desire to keep my sanity and remain single. Too late for me, I'm already loosing it, but some would prefer that option.
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Aye.. But the psychos pester one regardless of whether or not they are pregs, they think they are "entitled" to consider themselves in possession of a man once they have owned him vaginally..

i am never sure whether women keep me sane or not..

I think they perhaps affect the type of insanity, but the madness is alway there!

You have to ask the right questions.

For instance, "What the fuck do you think you are doing"? !!

Some questions and answers are ridiculously simple.

What is 2 + 2?

Easy. 4.

Can you have your cake and eat it too?

No, you can't.

It ain't logical.

Remember logic?

That thingo most men are deluded enough to think that know something about.

Go back to the first question and ask yourself it 500 friggin' times.

Don't chase after sex. It is stupid.

It is Women's Rules.

Women W A N T you to chase after them for sex.

Then they can blame Y O U.

Don't play those rules.

You are not going to bleed to death or spontaneously combust if you don't have sex.

You want a sound relationship?

Then look for one carefully and don't chase after pointless, useless sex with any old skirted beastie that crosses your path.

Most are just not worth the attention.

First: Learn how to be a man and not a fuckwit.

Nor an adolescent schoolboy with three legs.

Second : Build yourself a modest swag of 'Fuck You' money.

Hint : It isn't to spent on getting a fuck.

Then find a nice woman and take a L O N G time getting to know A L L about her.

6 months should tell you all you need to know for a reasonably accurate decision.

Don't let her anywhere near your splendid tackle, your pride and joy, until she has earned the rights and privileges and agreed to accept the responsibilities that go with the pleasure your old fella can give.

Until then, tell her to keep her knickers up and her knees together and behave herself.

It ain't rocket science.

Geez. It's like talking to friggin' chldren.

More hints for young lads.

If you see 10,000 lemmings throwing themselves off a cliff, with another 10,000 in a queue behind them, do not ask any of them for the time or where the local pub is.

Don't even ask if they are having a good day.

Find a good Man and ask him.

But.... remember... a good man is hard to find.

PS.

99% of the drongos you find in the pub are ...... lemmings.

Still, while you are quaffing your pint of bitter, yell out to them all wot I said above.

Maybe one will listen and learn.

Hmm, i think you are rushing things there percy, i always reckon it takes about 2 years minimum to know a women, but then, i was always a slow learner!
I used to be a radical celibate sometime ago, i went 19 years without having sex because I was obsessed with my purity of body and spirit, no drinking, no smoking, no women, not even tea or coffee, I used to preach to people about "satans brew" and such things, even though I was not religious particularly, just a health freak..

Then, aliens invaded my mind and stole my precious fluids, disguised as a human female..

Sex is indeed not necessary. It can also cause insanity and involuntary hospitalisation under the mental health act.

For women, i have heard of a condition known as "sperm poisoning" whereby the woman is ill for 9 months and ends up with a sore vagina after passing a large object through a narrow space..

"Sex machine"; a nasty personality is nowhere hinted at (as with the above-listed type), and she would be a good match for someone with a sex drive as high as mine.

Which reminds me..............

I picked "girl next door", because that's the most median of the choices I think. And I think that there are a lot of very fine girls next door as well. Generally, though, I try to avoid categories when thinking of people in real life -- but it can be fun for an internet forum poll.

Quote from Percy

Don't chase after sex. It is stupid.

It is Women's Rules.

Women W A N T you to chase after them for sex.

Then they can blame Y O U.

Don't play those rules.

You are not going to bleed to death or spontaneously combust if you don't have sex.

I would say it more simply: don't think with your dick. It's self-defeating, as you point out. There's no amount of sexual frustration that can't be easily relieved in private in a way that is not self-defeating.

Don't let her anywhere near your splendid tackle, your pride and joy, until she has earned the rights and privileges and agreed to accept the responsibilities that go with the pleasure your old fella can give.

Until then, tell her to keep her knickers up and her knees together and behave herself.

Good in theory, but tough in practice. A lot of women won't go for that, these days (my how times have changed), because they would see it as a lack of interest on the man's part -- if he didn't even try to *initiate* sex within the first 1-2 months. There's a lot of bad advice floating around out there for women these days that leads them to have thoughts like that. If you even casually review any relationship advice forum, you'll see advice like that being given to women, by other women, all the time.

Wow. Way to categorize people and shut them into a little one-dimensional box.

I prefer women (well...woman) who know their own worth as well as mine. As for on the side...I believe in the vows I made on my wedding day.

Of course, everyone is an inidvidual as well as a "type"
I would wager than some feminists are really nice people too!

Just because you are labelled doesnt mean its all you are!

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I prefer women (well...woman) who know their own worth as well as mine. As for on the side...I believe in the vows I made on my wedding day.

Nice to know there's a few of us who think those were more than just catchy phrases.

aye. I believed in the vows I made on my wedding day too when I first married, unfortunately a marraige cannot last if one one person believes in them and the other has the right to junk it..

I look around at what is available for men now and there is probably much truth in that oft quoted belief that less than 1% of women in the west are "nubile"..

They come in various shapes, sizes and stereotypes, rather like those fantasy soap opera characters..

They can even swap from one to the other without any seams being apparent!