Our Great Leader, Chairman Mousey Kev, is about to get rolled.

His 'Deputy', Julia Gillard, has been dragged, protesting in a ladylike fashion, into challenging the Great Intellectual Leader of Our Time. They - that is the Labor party caucus - vote on it tomorrow morning.

The Great Helmsman has saved Australia from the Global Financial Crisis but put Working Families into debt for the next hundred and seventeen years. He wanted to Lead the World in combating the Greatest Moral Challenge of our time -the Carbon Poisoning of our Planet - but came home from Copenhagen with nothing except the largest diplomatic 'team' ever assembled at enormous taxpayer expense that he took with him. He tried to put roof insulation is everybody's homes whether they liked it or not and burned a few houses down and killed several kiddies. He started an Education Revolution that has seen no increase in education at all but a windfall for builders putting up vastly overpriced halls and canteens into schools scheduled to be closed next friday, or the week after completion whichever comes first, just so long as the huge signs saying Chairman Kev wuz 'ere stay up for a year. He has made everyone put mercury-filled lights in their sitting rooms and sent the solar panel industry to the wall. Then there was the Health system that He was going to make the Best in the World - nay, the Benchmark for the Rest of the World - by taking over the system from the States which are Constitutionally obliged to provide it, until they told him to bugger off.

Now he wants to call any profit mining company makes over 5% a 'Super Profit', and tax that 'excess' at 40%. Canada is whooping with joy.

So, enough is enough.

Even his Union mates no longer think the sun shines from his arse, as they did last week.

So, Julia gets a guernsey.

No General Election. No asking the proletariat who they want a PM.

Oh No, no, no.

Tomorrow, Julia is likely to be Australia's first female Prime Minister.

And Feminazi Mistress Number One.

She CANNOT do worse than Kev.

But her monotone, boring, flat voice will bore us all to tears and her nose will skewer any opposition to the floor in the Naughty Corner.