When a Goverment speaks about famalies it does not always mean a family that includes a Father,and if they are now,this is because if the family breakdowns now (Father included family) they do not have enough money to pay all the broken families that will appear and unable to chase men with no work,the goverment is thinking of it's own existence.

They are going to have even less in future as the "don't bother" generation will spend their time spurting their seeds all over the place instead of doing something for their own future.

They know the state will be there as reliable as the light appears every day.

The question is will the state be always there for the spongers?

I don't believe so.

NEVO

In Australia the Prime Minister, Chairman Mousy Kev, our mandarin-speaking Great Leader, only speaks in Sloganese to we proletariat. His favourite for a while was 'working families'. He could manage the phrase three or four times per sentence. An evening of TV news wasn't complete without at least three more 'working families' over the mid-day news.

Then it was 'fiscal conservative' He ran that one throughout the Election run-up and for months after, sometimes alongside 'working families, until even he got bored with it, at which point he redoubled his output of 'working families'. He went at it like a Stakhanovite achieving record numbers of 'working families' references every day. The 7pm news, which usually finishes at 7.33, and watched by most, if not all working families (without parentheses)was extended to 7.44 and at one point even got at far as 7.50. There were complaints that The Great Leader's word vomiting was cutting too far into the footy news which usually took up two-thirds of the half-hour. Now the exploits of Collingwood's and Geelong's pissed, drug-taking heroic lads and their fights in nightclubs at 2 in the morning over teenage girls with no knickers on and their tits hanging out, which always made good 'working family' viewing, were almost lost in the footage of Our Chairman's utterances.

Then the 'Global Economic Crisis' arrived. It was like a breath of fresh air or a shot of heroin, whichever grabs your testicles. Three words instead of two. And Capitals to boot ! He was showing clear leadership and expected everyone to use three words instead of two as a "Stimulus Package' but newspaper Editors started to complain about the rising costs due to Capital over-usage and the bold print. This of course just added to the Global Economic Crisis. The content of his speeches was instantly cut by a third and as no-one could fathom that content most of the time, he uses 'Global Economic Crisis' all the time now so that content is ignored altogether. It is his excuse for speaking almost constantly now of 'Stimulus Packages' a phrase he spreads far and wide, pressing into the ears of legions of 'single-parent families' (which is coming up fast on the outside) and the dead and coupling nicely with an introductory 'Global Ecomonic Crisis'.

He 'cares', does our Great Leader.

Mind you, it is clear that he didn't like giving up 'fiscal conservative' and even now it slips out in the oddest sentences, even when he is questioned about plunging the country into the deepest debt we have ever had and never envisaged even when pissed. But he loves his 'Stimulus Packages'.

All working families have to be even more fiscal conservative now due to the Global Economic Crisis, and the 'stimulus packages which are now weekly on a thursday, help, no end.

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They are going to have even less in future as the "don't bother" generation will spend their time spurting their seeds all over the place instead of doing something for their own future.

They know the state will be there as reliable as the light appears every day.

The question is will the state be always there for the spongers?

I don't believe so.

NEVO

theyhope """..They know the state will be there as reliable as the light appears every day. ...""

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In Australia the Prime Minister, Chairman Mousy Kev, our mandarin-speaking Great Leader, only speaks in Sloganese to we proletariat. His favourite for a while was 'working families'. He could manage the phrase three or four times per sentence. An evening of TV news wasn't complete without at least three more 'working families' over the mid-day news.

Then it was 'fiscal conservative' He ran that one throughout the Election run-up and for months after, sometimes alongside 'working families, until even he got bored with it, at which point he redoubled his output of 'working families'. He went at it like a Stakhanovite achieving record numbers of 'working families' references every day. The 7pm news, which usually finishes at 7.33, and watched by most, if not all working families (without parentheses)was extended to 7.44 and at one point even got at far as 7.50. There were complaints that The Great Leader's word vomiting was cutting too far into the footy news which usually took up two-thirds of the half-hour. Now the exploits of Collingwood's and Geelong's pissed, drug-taking heroic lads and their fights in nightclubs at 2 in the morning over teenage girls with no knickers on and their tits hanging out, which always made good 'working family' viewing, were almost lost in the footage of Our Chairman's utterances.

Then the 'Global Economic Crisis' arrived. It was like a breath of fresh air or a shot of heroin, whichever grabs your testicles. Three words instead of two. And Capitals to boot ! He was showing clear leadership and expected everyone to use three words instead of two as a "Stimulus Package' but newspaper Editors started to complain about the rising costs due to Capital over-usage and the bold print. This of course just added to the Global Economic Crisis. The content of his speeches was instantly cut by a third and as no-one could fathom that content most of the time, he uses 'Global Economic Crisis' all the time now so that content is ignored altogether. It is his excuse for speaking almost constantly now of 'Stimulus Packages' a phrase he spreads far and wide, pressing into the ears of legions of 'single-parent families' (which is coming up fast on the outside) and the dead and coupling nicely with an introductory 'Global Ecomonic Crisis'.

He 'cares', does our Great Leader.

Mind you, it is clear that he didn't like giving up 'fiscal conservative' and even now it slips out in the oddest sentences, even when he is questioned about plunging the country into the deepest debt we have ever had and never envisaged even when pissed. But he loves his 'Stimulus Packages'.

All working families have to be even more fiscal conservative now due to the Global Economic Crisis, and the 'stimulus packages which are now weekly on a thursday, help, no end.

He sounds awfully limp in the usage of English Language.
Is he parodying limp G.W.Bush?

There is an upside however. He is so dull and repetitive, boring everyone to the point of going to bed early, as the best option, and get on with act of procreation!

NEVO