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    Old 13th-August-2008
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    The Beautiful South

    Don't Marry Her, Fuck Me.
    (or, "Don't Marry Her, Have Me)

    Quote:
    Think of you with pipe and slippers
    Think of her in bed
    Laying there just watching telly
    Then think of me instead

    I'll never grow so old and flabby
    That could never be
    Don't marry her, fuck me

    And your love light shines like cardboard
    But your work shoes are glistening
    She's a PhD in "I told you so"
    You've a knighthood in "I'm not listening"

    She'll grab your sweaty bollocks
    Then slowly raise her knee
    Don't marry her, fuck me

    And the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco bay
    And you realise you can't make it anyway
    You have to wash the car
    Take the kiddies to the park
    Don't marry her, fuck me

    Those lovely Sunday mornings
    With breakfast brought in bed
    Those blackbirds look like knitting needles
    Trying to peck your head

    Those birds will peck your soul out
    And throw away the key
    Don't marry her, fuck me

    And the kitchen's always tidy
    And the bathroom's always clean
    She's a diploma in "just hiding things"
    You've a first in "low esteem"

    When your socks smell of angels
    But your life smells of Brie
    Don't marry her, fuck me

    And the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco bay
    And you realise you can't make it anyway
    You have to wash the car
    Take the kiddies to the park
    Don't marry her, fuck me

    And the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco bay
    And you realise you can't make it anyway
    You have to wash the car
    Take the kiddies to the park
    Don't marry her, fuck me
    You'll note a couple of changes... the above lyrics are not censored, the file below is the censored version.
    "She'll grab your Sandra Bullocks"
    "Don't marry her, have me"
    [ame="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FH8ll5yHxWs"]http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FH8ll5yHxWs[/ame]




    Out of the gloom a voice spake unto me. 'Smile and be happy, Things could get worse."
    So I smiled and was happy, and behold... Things did get worse.


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    Re: The Beautiful South

    Prettiest Eyes

    Quote:
    Line one is the time
    That you, you first stayed over at mine
    And we drank our first bottle of wine
    And we cried

    Line two were away
    And we both, we both had nowhere to stay
    Well the bus-shelters always ok
    When youre young

    Now youre older and I look at your face
    Every wrinkle is so easy to place
    And I only write them down just in case
    That you die

    Lets take a look at these crows feet, just look
    Sitting on the prettiest eyes
    Sixty 25th of decembers
    Fifty-nine 4th of julys
    Not through the age or the failure, children
    Not through the hate or despise
    Take a good look at these crows feet
    Sitting on the prettiest eyes

    Line three I forget
    But I think, I think it was our first ever bet
    And the horse we backed was short of a leg
    Never mind

    Line four in a park
    And the things, the things that people do in the dark
    I could hear the faintest beat of your heart
    Then we did

    Now youre older and I look at your face
    Every wrinkle is so easy to place
    And I only write them down just in case
    You should die

    Lets take a look at these crows feet, just look
    Sitting on the prettiest eyes
    Sixty 25th of decembers
    Fifty-nine 4th of julys
    You cant have too many good times, children
    You cant have too many lines
    Take a good look at these crows feet
    Sitting on the prettiest eyes

    Well my eyes look like a map of the town
    And my teeth are either yellow or theyre brown
    But youll never hear the crack of a frown
    When you are here
    Youll never hear the crack
    Of a frown
    [ame="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pm1WUm-drSw&feature=related"]YouTube - The Beautiful South - Prettiest Eyes[/ame]



    Out of the gloom a voice spake unto me. 'Smile and be happy, Things could get worse."
    So I smiled and was happy, and behold... Things did get worse.


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    Re: The Beautiful South

    Sail This Ship Alone

    Quote:
    If, if you choose that we will always lose
    Well then Ill sail this ship alone
    And if, if you decide to give him another try
    Well then Ill sail this ship alone

    Well they said if I wrote the perfect love song
    You would take me back
    Well I wrote it but I lost it
    And now will you take me back anyway

    Now if, if you insist that this is for the best
    Well then Ill sail this ship alone
    And if, if you swear that you no longer care
    Well then Ill sail this ship alone

    Ill sail this ship alone
    Between the pain and the pleasure
    Ill sail this ship alone
    Amongst the sharks and the treasure
    If you would rather go your way then go your way
    Ill sail this ship alone

    If, if youre afraid that I wont make the grade
    Well then Ill sail this ship alone
    And if, if you agree to him instead of me
    Well then Ill sail this ship alone

    Well they said if I wrote the perfect letter
    That I would have a chance
    Well I wrote it, and you burnt it
    And now do I have a chance anyway

    If, if you swear that you no longer care
    Well then Ill sail this ship alone

    Ill sail this ship alone
    Between the pain and the pleasure
    Ill sail this ship alone
    Amongst the sharks and the treasure
    If you would rather go your way then go your way
    Ill sail this ship alone

    Well they said if I burnt myself alive
    That youd come running back
    Ahuh.

    [ame="http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=_NljLKfcwOc&NR=1"]YouTube - THE BEAUTIFUL SOUTH - ILL SAIL THIS SHIP ALONE[/ame]



    Out of the gloom a voice spake unto me. 'Smile and be happy, Things could get worse."
    So I smiled and was happy, and behold... Things did get worse.


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