A new treatment for that embarrassing form of cramp..

**haahoo** · 26th-October-2009

How to stop wankers cramp and carpal tunnel

**Marx** · 26th-October-2009

A much simpler solution - get someone else to do it for you!

**haahoo** · 26th-October-2009

I have always found that the subtleties of the five-fingered craft makes it an activity that can only be effectively completed within a mutually exclusive Jizzgun/Hand relationship..

**haahoo** · 26th-October-2009

Quote from Billy

tmi

You know that kind of thing will make you go blind?

Indeed. But even "passive wanking" has its risks..

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**Percy** · 27th-October-2009

You know that kind of thing will make you go blind?

The typeface size default on this forum is changable. Very helpful for the afflicted who might not see so well.

But what of hair growth? Generally it affects the palms, one hears, but one of our most famous Cricketer chaps in Oz, whose name escapes me right now but is recognisable by his hair (it seems), is a wanker who advertises a hair growth rort. A real Dick-Head.

**MikeT** · 27th-October-2009

While this may be some sort of joke to you Haahoo.
I have had an operation done on both of my wrists, caused by carpal tunnel, with killing 200 cattle a day for 3 years, as a slaughter-man.
Knife-work does that to men that work at the coal-face.

Don't get me wrong, mate, I'm not looking to put the boot into you, just be rather sure of what you are saying, before you do so.