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    6 Terrifying Things Nobody Tells You About Donating Sperm

    6 Terrifying Things Nobody Tells You About Donating Sperm
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    #6. Minorities, Runts and Gingers Need Not Apply
    Sperm donation is a textbook example of a buyer's market; thousands of compulsively masturbating dudes are jockeying to impregnate a slim number of eggs. To even be considered, you and your sperm have to meet their criteria.
    You obviously must be male (or a very talented female), usually between 18 and 35, and live within an hour's drive of the sperm bank. Not too difficult, right? Oh, did I mention you have to be at least 6 feet tall? Yeah, turns out nobody likes shorties, least of all prospective parents.

    The message is pretty clear. If you're a young man and you're thinking about giving your DNA to a sperm bank, DON'T F-----G DO IT!!!
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    Re: 6 Terrifying Things Nobody Tells You About Donating Sperm

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    don't f-----g do it!!!
    raaarrrghhhh!!
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    Re: 6 Terrifying Things Nobody Tells You About Donating Sperm

    So sperm donation is just for wankers? How surprising? :-)
    Whatever I say, write, think, do or even imagine.... some woman somewhere made me do it.
    It's her responsibility and not mine.

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    Re: 6 Terrifying Things Nobody Tells You About Donating Sperm

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    raaarrrghhhh!!

    Don't scream too loud.
    You might end up like this poor fella!


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    Re: 6 Terrifying Things Nobody Tells You About Donating Sperm

    Why? If you are tall, educated and can write a proper description, you should donate. You will father a horde of children(since studies show women choose the same men more often than not) who will be brought up by other men. Genetically, I'd call it a win.

    Also, this whole anger at women not liking short men is the equivalent of aged walruses and other female wilderbeasts complaining that men don't like fat women. Please.

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    Re: 6 Terrifying Things Nobody Tells You About Donating Sperm

    That article was the most hysterical thing I have read in a very long time!
    Do not ever suppose that a small group of people can never change the world. INDEED it is the only thing that ever has.

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    Re: 6 Terrifying Things Nobody Tells You About Donating Sperm

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    Why? If you are tall, educated and can write a proper description, you should donate. You will father a horde of children(since studies show women choose the same men more often than not) who will be brought up by other men. Genetically, I'd call it a win.
    It's not a win when you realise that some countries' laws are changing proactively so that sperm donors can end up being financially liable for their children's upbringing.

    So a guy gets paid .. what - $100? .. for his sperm as a one-off payment, then can be liable for over $10,000 per year for every/any child produced as a result.

    Even for the very financially desperate, I'd say that's poor return. Far better go to a loan shark, where you can borrow $100 and only have to pay back $500.


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    Re: 6 Terrifying Things Nobody Tells You About Donating Sperm

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    Why? If you are tall, educated and can write a proper description, you should donate. You will father a horde of children(since studies show women choose the same men more often than not) who will be brought up by other men. Genetically, I'd call it a win.Also, this whole anger at women not liking short men is the equivalent of aged walruses and other female wilderbeasts complaining that men don't like fat women. Please.
    Only from an animal's perspective. Yes, the typical male animal is designed to father as many off-spring as possible, but most people want to leave behind more than their genetic coding. There's a "human" side to this as well. It's actually disturbing to imagine a brood of children I'm unaware of. Being a "father" and being a "dad" should go hand-in-hand, just to feel natural. I don't want to raise anyone else's kids, and I certainly want to raise my own.
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    Re: 6 Terrifying Things Nobody Tells You About Donating Sperm

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    Don't scream too loud.
    You might end up like this poor fella!



    Geeze, that me after spending 90 minutes in a traffic jam.....

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    Re: 6 Terrifying Things Nobody Tells You About Donating Sperm

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    Geeze, that me after spending 90 minutes in a traffic jam.....
    That's most people after being stuck in a traffic jam for 90mins...

    It's also Zuberi on a good day.
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