I already have a woman. A woman from the pacific Islands. A woman who is part of the Hamitic bloodline like myself. She's 5ft5in and I'm 6ft3in.
She's funny and has a brutal sense of humor like myself and she's smart enough to know that feminism and political correctness is utter bull shit.


Would you like to know more?

I'm not too good with words, so I'm going to make it short.

Other than beauty (which is very important to me) I also want woman who is:

Not a feminist
Feminine
Lady-like
Loyal
Loving
Fun to be with
Know how to cook & do houseworks


Why? To sum it up, I like and want women who are feminine.

You know those really vivacious, girly happy women that are always so supportive and encouraging to everyone around them? The kind of girl who really does make you a priority, and will literally just start crying if you get into an argument because she can't stand when you're angry at her, and will do damn near anything for you, especially if you're sick, and will gabble noisily with your mother about your various foibles, but finds them all endearing anyway? They're usually pretty short. They dress girly, and only drink champagne, and because she drinks so rarely she gets totally plastered whenever she does, and always wants to be near you, and blah no. No. No. Arg. Can't stand it.

Setting aside those all-important virtues like honesty and morality I like women who are distant, cutting, and sportingly combative. There’s a difference between that, and some noisy shrew who is legitimately aggressive and unpleasant.

'Can you do the washing up?'
'Are you telling me to do the washing up?'
'No I'm asking you,'
'Why can't you?'
'I could, but I made dinner.'
'Ordered dinner,'
'I made it by earning the money to pay for it,'
'I earn money too,'
'I wasn't saying you don't,'
'No its pretty clear you were,'
'I just meant that this time, I paid for dinner.'
'So I'm cheap?'
'Fine, you're cheap.'
'Oh, so it's like that. What else am I?'
'Contentious, impatient, snappy,'
'Is that all?'
'It'll do for now,'
'So there's more?'
'Did you think you were perfect?'
'So, just curious, do you like me because of my flaws or in spite of them?'
'Who says I like you?'
'You said you liked me, are you saying you don't anymore?'
'I was only joking,'
'Sorry for not being able to see the funny side of being insulted, and ordered to perform domestic chores,'
'We've been over that, I wasn't ordering you to do the washing up, how did that even come up? I asked you,'
'Let's go over it again. I was there if you recall. You sighed theatrically with the garbage in your hand and said 'can you do the washing up','
'Exactly, it was a question,'
'But you asked it as if it was the fifth time you'd asked. That implies you expected me to do it. You can't have expected me to do it unless you believe you have some kind of authority over me, so that makes it an order.'
'Maybe in a really convoluted way but the key point is, I'd only asked you once. However it sounded.'
'How it sounded is the key point. I've been at work all day.'
'So have I,'
'You work from the home,'
'It's still work,'
'If you can do it in your dressing gown it's not work. Fact of life.'
'No that just makes it good work. Don't blame me because you picked a terrible job,'
'I'm a doctor,'
'So?'
'Saving lives is terrible?'
'You don't save lives, you give old people scripts for valium and occasionally stick a paddle-pop on somone's tongue.'
'Well you sit at your computer all day in your dressing gown, and the cigarette smoke on it is so ancient it smells like vegemite which doesn't even make sense. You're so gross it doesn't even make sense. All you do is phone people and yell at them, and make sandwitches with breakfast cereal so don't take pot shots at my work,'
'I will, doctors are essentially extortionists. They hold peoples health to ransom for money. Then expect people to call them heroes,'
'Then all work is essentially extortion. You extort people by holding their, whatever the hell it is they'd not get if they don't buy what you sell to ransom for money.'
'Nobody needs cosmetics,'
'Is that what you sell?'
'Yeah,'
'You never offered me a discount,'
'You've never offered to get me high,'
'It's not the same,'
'Yes it is,'
'I've looked after you when you were sick.'
'What like the time you wouldn't let me in your car because I was bleeding too much?'
'That's not what happened. It's just that there was a choice between putting you in a car with leather seats, and an old peice of crap.'
'That's the textbook way to tell if somone has narcissistic personality disorder. Loved on cuts themselves, is bleeding, crazy lady says 'don't get blood on me!','
'Who says you're a loved one?'
'Nice,'
'Oh, but, Mike, I'm not nice! I'm just a cheap, contentious, impatient, snappy crazy woman who refuses to do the washing up,'

See it's like you spend all this time 'switched on,' and in work-mode. You act like being sentimental is a crime. It's all power-struggles and drama. Then when you switch-off, and you're actually being nice to each other it means so much more. Like cheese and wine, the emotional palette must be cleansed via hostility in order to appreciate the flavour of affection. I realize this means I'm dysfunctional, but that's alright. Who isn't?

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You know those really vivacious, girly happy women that are always so supportive and encouraging to everyone around them? The kind of girl who really does make you a priority, and will literally just start crying if you get into an argument because she can't stand when you're angry at her, and will do damn near anything for you, especially if you're sick, and will gabble noisily with your mother about your various foibles, but finds them all endearing anyway? They're usually pretty short. They dress girly, and only drink champagne, and because she drinks so rarely she gets totally plastered whenever she does, and always wants to be near you, and blah no. No. No. Arg. Can't stand it.

Not sure if you're taking the mickey or not on this but, but other than the fact that I don't always dress girly (no point when your cleaning dirt all day) and it's Baileys not champagne, this is me.... but so is the other woman!! Much as I hate to admit it, if the bf asks me to do something at the wrong moment (I'm still a normal woman, unpredictable) I'll get snotty about it. Fortunately, neither of us would complete the argument because we nearly always end up laughing at each other. Life is too short for so much petty mind games. Oh and it's his eldest little sister I discuss his foibles with

I will start with, pleasant on the eyes, reasonable, not bi-polar, independent, has her own place, her own friends, her own activities.
I want a girl to go on in the relationship like she would before the relationship. She did have a life before, and would not see why that should come to a stand still upon entering a relationship. Having a job would probably be #1 on my list of must have for a girl. A relationship is alot like a business, you need to address your inventory, have benefits, profits, and budget. If it is one sided, bankruptcy looms. So I look for motivation and a sincere desire to get to know me before wanting to get into a serious stint. I don't believe falling in love is the best way to go. I don't fall in love, I build into it, invest. Its like a bank account, what you put into is what you get out of it. Hopefully some interest develops.

Not sure if you're taking the mickey or not on this but, but other than the fact that I don't always dress girly (no point when your cleaning dirt all day) and it's Baileys not champagne, this is me.... but so is the other woman!! Much as I hate to admit it, if the bf asks me to do something at the wrong moment (I'm still a normal woman, unpredictable) I'll get snotty about it. Fortunately, neither of us would complete the argument because we nearly always end up laughing at each other. Life is too short for so much petty mind games. Oh and it's his eldest little sister I discuss his foibles with

I may be overstating it slightly but I'm not really joking. No offense to you, I mean, most men do prefer women like you (supportive, girly, etc) but as for 'life is too short for petty mind games,' regarding silly arguments this is subjective. If you enjoyed silly arguments (and they're not really mind games, just being combative for the sheer pleasure of it) you'd think life was too short not to spend time on them. As I say there's a big difference between 'switched on,' and 'switched off,' so the arguments are like genuine power struggles, just a way of venting stress.

Nearly all my ex's have been with women who have approached me.

It's odd, really.


Most of them haven't been the nicest folks. I guess I attract a certain kind of woman.

Loyalty.
Has her father in her life (unless he's dead).
Intelligence, which strongly includes the ability to form and express her own opinion.
Does not watch/read/do anything that is specifically aimed at women.
Does not live her life as a victim.
Does not tell me what she thinks I want to hear.
Has the ability to question everything.
And of course, a toker

@Marx, Freud would say it has something to do with your mum.
@6ame, you forgot one. The ability to pay for her own weed.

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@Marx, Freud would say it has something to do with your mum.

I'd be inclined to agree...

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Nearly all my ex's have been with women who have approached me.

It's odd, really.


Most of them haven't been the nicest folks. I guess I attract a certain kind of woman.

That's insane, because the kind of women I attract are the promiscuous kind. The kind that automatically assume that one is a sexual tyrannosaurs because one dresses conservatively and doesn't smile in public.

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I will start with, pleasant on the eyes, reasonable, not bi-polar, independent, has her own place, her own friends, her own activities.
I want a girl to go on in the relationship like she would before the relationship. She did have a life before, and would not see why that should come to a stand still upon entering a relationship. Having a job would probably be #1 on my list of must have for a girl. A relationship is alot like a business, you need to address your inventory, have benefits, profits, and budget. If it is one sided, bankruptcy looms. So I look for motivation and a sincere desire to get to know me before wanting to get into a serious stint. I don't believe falling in love is the best way to go. I don't fall in love, I build into it, invest. Its like a bank account, what you put into is what you get out of it. Hopefully some interest develops.

Good luck with that one, hopefully the fish you catch doesn't turn out to be a sociopath. As for me, I'm fine with just being friends with a female, a serious relationship will certainly drain the life from you.

@Zuberie, yeah, just re-read my post, you think that is too much to ask?

An equal

a partner

someone i can spend the rest of my life with (i dont plan on it but i dont like short term stuff and you never know how things turn out)

someone to care for and be with and just do nothing and be perfectly content

someone willing to compromise, but will not change who she is because of how I feel about something (I wouldnt do that for her, I shouldnt expect her to do it for me)

someone who can appreciate (or at least tolerate) my terrible sense of humor, obscure media knowledge, and love of 1950s horror movies, and all the dorky references I will make to the cartoons

Picky Picky Picky - some of us like plain ole simple gals...

3' tall and no teeth - with a flat top so your beer / chips won't spill during the game.

Ahem