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Relationship Advice From Gene Simmons

This is a discussion on Relationship Advice From Gene Simmons within the Marriage/Divorce, Children, Choice for Men anti misandry forums, part of the General category; How to bonk 4,600 women and remain happily in loveÂ… By: Davina Earl on 10/8/2005 1:52:37 PM Veteran Kiss rocker, ...

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    Relationship Advice From Gene Simmons


    How to bonk 4,600 women and remain happily in loveÂ…

    By: Davina Earl on 10/8/2005 1:52:37 PM

    Veteran Kiss rocker, Gene Simmons, is offering some pearls of wisdom on how to copulate with numerous ladies and remain happy in a long-term relationship. The key is � get involved with someone that doesn�t mind you bedding birds left, right and centre. And maybe even from behind.

    Simmons, who claims to have sex with about four and a half thousand women has been with his girlfriend Shannon Tweed for 22 years and thanks his lucky stars that the pair never got married: �I have been happily unmarried for 22 years and we have two great kids but neither of us has dominion. Loving and caring about someone does not mean they have the right to own you. She will mount the milkman if she wants, so relax, why torture each other?�

    �I�m the only one I know who has never been divorced. The biggest cause of divorce is marriage.�

    Simmons also claims he has never had a complaint from any of the women he has slept with, because of his total honesty. He is quoted on femalefirst.com as saying: �I have not heard a complaint. That�s because I am straight with them. I don�t lie, like most men do. I will tell a girl I want and desire her, but I�ll tell her straight, �I want your sister and your mommy as well.�

    Tempting, Gene, very tempting�

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    The biggest cause of divorce is marriage.

    Hahaha! Gene Simmons is a legend.


 

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