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    How to get pregnant without him knowing


    You cant make this stuff up.

    How To Get Pregnant Without Him Knowing

    The decision to have a baby should always be mutual between the father and the mother, but there may be times when a woman chooses to become pregnant without his knowledge. How to get pregnant without him knowing is probably easier than you can imagine. Whether you are looking to surprise your husband with the good news or simply want a child to raise on your own, there are several steps you can take to make that happen.
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    Re: How to get pregnant without him knowing

    Primary Objective: Get pregnant, wait nine months then slap him over the head with child support!
    Greed is for amateurs.
    Knowledge without wisdom is a load of books on the back of an ass.
    Scorn and mockery towards men in need is one of the reasons feminism is dying as we speak!.

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    Sickened but not suprised ..

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    Re: How to get pregnant without him knowing

    Quote Quote from rohara View Post
    You cant make this stuff up.

    How To Get Pregnant Without Him Knowing
    Yep, a step by step process to create a baby and go for the goodie bag of child support. With articles like this, is it any wonder a lot of men distrust women's intentions in a relationship?

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    Quote Quote from The Possible Human View Post
    Yep, a step by step process to create a baby and go for the goodie bag of child support. With articles like this, is it any wonder a lot of men distrust women's intentions in a relationship?
    Yeah and this article is another reason the marriage rate has dropped to 51%.
    Greed is for amateurs.
    Knowledge without wisdom is a load of books on the back of an ass.
    Scorn and mockery towards men in need is one of the reasons feminism is dying as we speak!.

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    Re: How to get pregnant without him knowing

    Click on the 'contact us' tab..

    Hi there, I wondered if you could do a similar website about how to abort a baby? You don't mind tricking a man into being a father and enslaving him to a woman's demands... so you won't mind helping men learn tips on how to force an abortion - right?



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    Re: How to get pregnant without him knowing

    You will never ever see an article encouraging a man to slip drugs into a woman's drink and then have sex with her. It would make for good satire, though!

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    Re: How to get pregnant without him knowing

    Step 5: Insist on the "Missionary Position" It is common knowledge that the easiest way to get pregnant is in the conventional 'missionary position.' This prevents semen from leaking out before sperm can get far enough on their road to the egg. Try to stay lying down as long as possible and avoid douching immediately following sex. It doesn't make sense to insist on a position because it is known to provide the best chance of getting pregnant only to wash the sperm out before they can do their job.

    This is priceless and immoral. What a piece of shit article. Point blank.
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    Re: How to get pregnant without him knowing

    Quote Quote from rohara View Post
    You cant make this stuff up.

    How To Get Pregnant Without Him Knowing
    This is the constant issue I have with females and why I can't believe so many of them. Women usually claim that single mothers don't choose to be single mothers and yet here they're admitting that single mothers do choose to be single "at times" and showing women how to do so.

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    She must've been busy getting pregnant on step 4.
    Last edited by Popadibs; 20th-February-2012 at 07:57 PM. Reason: content auto merged
    When I do this, and I know I will, it will be comparable to the lame learning to walk, the blind being enabled to see and the suffocated breathing again. The sky isn't the limit; there are no limits.

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    Re: How to get pregnant without him knowing

    Always use a condom and put tabasco in it afterwards. Sage advice from Leykis.

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    This is a sad state of affairs that we as men have to do these things to protect ourselves and no one will listen to us. They want to say we don't communicate but when we do they don't like what we're communicating and how we're communicating. We're not their subordinates. They're showing us that we have to focus on ourselves and protect ourselves because no one else will and if anything they want to do the opposite.

    Trying to get pregnant without a man knowing and then blaming men for fatherlessness is not a display of love or respect but of disregard and callousness. Obviously not all women do these things but if we made a list of the things that are done to men at the hands of women not all women do all of those things but those things do add up to include a lot of women. There is quite a bit of overlap and the fact that all women don't do it doesn't make it less important of an issue to address.
    When I do this, and I know I will, it will be comparable to the lame learning to walk, the blind being enabled to see and the suffocated breathing again. The sky isn't the limit; there are no limits.

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    get em all pregs and tell em to fuck off and raise the bastards alone..

    After all, that sperm would have only ended up in the jack russells mouth or some tissues anyway..
    I am going outside, I may be some time..


 

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