So here I am....hm where do I start. I am a 26 year old software developer from Germany (so please excuse my crappy English) and I am surrounded by women. Luckily those are no feminists and I can almost say nothing bad about those persons including my mother, sister, wife and soon to be born daughter. Having said that I could never be a misogynist (probably written wrong). I was one of the guys who could never imagine that men could be discriminated or that misandry even existed. Thanks to Wikipedia and a German lets say antimisandry site I changed my opinion a few weeks ago. You can say that I support the Idea of equality of gender (and I don´t mean the equality where one gender is more equal than the other). Thanks to that I am now worried about mens health, education, parenting rights and the way our society treats males. Having read about the strange rape laws (see 30 second rape, drunk girls can´t give consent) there are in some (?) countries, really makes me sick. It seems to me that you guys live in a bizarre utopian society where the happiness, freedom, fatherhood and sexuality of men depends only on the mercy of women. Remembering that poor guy that got locked up for spousal rape for 30 years WITHOUT EVIDENCE really makes me wonder where on the way common sense got lost and beaten up by some cruel feminists.

I´d say thats enough for now....any questions? Yes, you with the funny looking shirt there?

Nice touch!

Welcome.

I think your English writing is just fine.

willkommene

Entschuldigung mein Deutscher

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Thank you funny-shirt-girl.

Well I guess Bola did some hardcore rephrasing here....

evidence: ( Last edited by bola; 40 Minutes Ago at 01:55 AM. Reason: spelling )

It´s like a boxing fight. I am throwing out word after word after word desperately trying to hit the right meaning/spelling (directly in the face...take that meaning/spelling scum).

He's not your Deutscher, Billy. I saw him first! :-)

By the way, Feckless, welcome.

Entschuldigung wofür? Sprichst du die Sprache? Oder sind das einfach nur brocken die du irgendwo aufgeschnappt hast? Hm um alle zu verwirren füge ich einfach mal ein verrücktes Lachen ein.....

Muhahahahahahahahaha!

Julie's right. Your English is fine. I didn't change much.

Thanks for the compliment. Besides....it took me really long to write the first posting. Always have to force myself not to write nouns in capitalization as it is always done in german.

that was a poor online translation.
Ich entschuldigung fur mein schlecht Deutsche.

Ich wisen sie klein Deutsch, und ist schlecht auch, ja, serh schlecht.




I give up now!


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Have you been stationed in Germany, Billy?

I unterstood that sentences....

but what the hell should that mean?

Velcome Herr Feckless.

Where to start? Well put zat map of Coventry away before you even settle down. Your guys have already been over and the Coventry City Council finished your last start.

Next, ein packed lunch. Make a few sandwiches, get ein Heinekin or three (so you don't get drie) and some sausages (the wurst the better) and start wading your way through all ze info here, unt the threads, unt the comments. Take nein notice of the rows that break out.

And be a nice gentleman.

Your English is far better than my German.