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Men never have to choose again between sex and bacon
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Men never have to choose again between sex and bacon
It gives new meaning to porking and it's the best of both worlds for men: Bacon and sex.
Grossed out? Consider that 43 per cent of men in a recent survey chose bacon over sex.
Yes.
And to prove the adage that everything is better with bacon on it, a Seattle-based company has created what they claim to be the world's first bacon-flavoured lubricant.
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Re: Men never have to choose again between sex and bacon
LOL - I don't know about a new meaning to porking, but it sure as hell gives a new meaning to terms like "Bacon Curtains".
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Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."
Husband : "How about the ones like mine?"
Wife : "Those they gave away."
Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning off pussy. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand."
Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?"
Husband : "That's where they held the auction."
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Bacon Curtains? Eeeeewwwwww....
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Re: Men never have to choose again between sex and bacon
With some of the pigs I've slept with, I've been able to have BOTH. Oink, oink.
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Re: Men never have to choose again between sex and bacon
Have any of your encounters ended with your partner saying this?
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