Peeing Standing Up to Become Lucrative Business

**Rebadow** · 22nd-February-2006

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WTSP[/url]]PENTAGON (AP) -- The Pentagon has some new "rules of engagement" for people who want to get engaged.

US Army chaplains are trying to teach troops how to pick the right spouse, through a program called "How To Avoid Marrying a Jerk."

The matchmaking advice comes as military family life is being stressed by two tough wars.

Defense Department records show more than 56-thousand personnel in the Army -- active, National Guard and Reserve -- have divorced since the campaign in Afghanistan started in 2001.

Officials partly blame long and repeated deployments, which started after the invasion of Iraq in 2003 and stretched the service thin.

Troops also are coming home embittered or with life-altering injuries -- either way, very changed from who they were when they wed.

**Rebadow** · 23rd-February-2006

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SEND2PRESS NEWSWIRE[/url]]LONDON, UK -- Already widely distributed in Canada, Australia, and Europe, JOE Product Promotions has announced the arrival of a portable and disposable peeing device for women, called the P-Mate(TM), is set to make its debut in the United States.

Appealing to women and taking on nature's last frontier for men, Eyong Ebai of the UK is seeking distributors of a disposable device that allows women to pee standing up. "As amusing as it may sound, there's serious money to be made with the P-Mate(TM). With competitive wholesaling prices and the ability to easily charge up to 200% margins, it could be quite interesting for any entrepreurneurial individual," says Ebai.

The P-Mate(TM) is a portable urinating device that allows women to urinate standing up whenever they need without losing their dignity or risking unhygienic and unpleasant public washrooms. Easy and hygienic, the device is made from recycled flat-packed cardboard. Fitting perfectly to the contours of a woman's shape and into unzipped pants, the device acts as a funnel allowing women to pee directionally without having to pull down under or outerwear.