Judging penis size by comparing index, ring fingers

**The Possible Human** · 6th-July-2011

Judging penis size by comparing index, ring fingers

I just had to post this article, my sides are still sore from laughing

The Link: http://www.latimes.com/health/boostershots/la-heb-finger-ratio-penis-length-20110704,0,7466505.story

'Penis length cannot be determined by how big his hands or feet are -- those and other supposed indicators have been widely discredited for years. But now a team of Korean researchers has produced what may be a more reliable guide: the ratio of the length of his index finger to that of his ring finger. The lower that ratio, the longer the penis may be, the researchers wrote Monday in the Asian Journal of Andrology."

**mercurialmaven** · 31st-July-2011

I guess just asking the bloke to whip it out is too much effort?

Though to be fair, nothing is worse than getting to the big moment and finding out he may hoping to rely on the "motion of the ocean."

**julie** · 31st-July-2011

Hahaha. great way to start the day.

**Percy** · 1st-August-2011

Scotsmen shown to measure up - Scotsman.com News

Doctors have calculated the length of a typical fellow's manhood - and found those north of the border are among the longest.

The doctors, writing in the British Journal of Urology International, took a range of measurements from 609 men and found that the average length, extended as far as would be comfortable, was 5.6 inches.

Other studies worldwide have found relatively smaller sizes and the Scots were second only to the French, who measure in at 6.5 inches. A previous study of men in England put them at just 5.1 inches. The measurements were bigger also than those from men in countries such as the US, Italy, Germany, Israel, Turkey, Korea, Iran, India and Greece.

Nine Inch Will Please a Lady

by Robert Burns

Come rede me, dame, come tell me, dame,
My dame, come tell me truly,
What length o' graith, when weel ca'd hame,
Will ser'e a woman duly?
The carlin clew her wanton tail,
Her wanton tail sae ready;
I learn't a sang in Annandale,
Nine inch will please a lady.
But for a countrie cunt like mine,
In sooth we're nae sae gentle;
We'll tak' twa thumb-bread to the nine,
And that's a sonsie pintle.
O leeze me on my Charlie lad!
I'll ne'er forget my Charlie!
Twa roarin' handfu' and a daud,
He nidg't it in fu' rarely.
But weary fa' the laithern doup,
And may it ne'er ken thrivin';
It's no the length that gars me loup,
But it's the double drivin'.
Come nidge me Tarn, come nodge me Tam,
Come nidge me o'er the nyvle;
Come louse and lug your batterin' ram,
And thrash him at my gyvel.

**PWCM** · 1st-August-2011

Damn where do I go from here, my finger got cut off in a building accident!!!

**christianj** · 1st-August-2011

Maybe we should have a "Dick Walk" and demand that all men should have the right to bearing larger seminal vesicles to demonstrate that we are not being discriminated against. We could have giant phallic representations on huge floats just to show it to those who have never seen one, that they do actually exists and also we could have a demonstration by the group of feminist men (way back ofcourse) who could claim they have been discriminated against because they have lost their cojones and would like to have them replaced..

We could also throw in some vacant claim just like the Slutwalk" clones did and try to make it legitimate..

Now how popular would that be I wonder ?

**nickb275** · 1st-August-2011

At christian J, we can't do that Dick Walk!! Then we would have policewomen coming to our districts advising men that we should not show our dicks in public cuz they may be cut off by females! Then we really feed the feminist movement with more victim status cuz we had a walk and showed our Dicks in great fashion resulting in more penis mutilation!

It would still be our fault seeing as how the female general public of 'the talk' endorses a garbage disposal's ability to chop and laughs while doing so.

Same logic if I interpret it correctly.

On another note, imagine a twelve inch dong? Where would you put it? I rather like my 'norm'. Fits rather discreetly in my front without feeling like a slut.

AT PWCM, damn, where you gonna put that marriage ring on?

**PWCM** · 1st-August-2011

Quote from nickb275

On another note, imagine a twelve inch dong? Where would you put it? I rather like my 'norm'. Fits rather discreetly in my front without feeling like a slut.

AT PWCM, damn, where you gonna put that marriage ring on?

I think the word SLUT should be taken back by the MALE who invented the word...do you think he could get them done for plagiarism?

The marriage ring, hmmm, I think best left in my pocket where to be honest it has sat for over 14 years.

**christianj** · 1st-August-2011

Quote from PWCM

I think the word SLUT should be taken back by the MALE who invented the word...do you think he could get them done for plagiarism?

The marriage ring, hmmm, I think best left in my pocket where to be honest it has sat for over 14 years.

Don't they make similar rings that are designed to go through the nose so whenever appearing in the divorce courts all they need is some string to make understand how easy you can be lead to deposit all your income and every thing you own to the privileged princess !!