A transplant technique has been devised that could effectively remove men from the process of creating life.
The ultimate revenge for years of brutal oppression.
But the technique provoked an ethical storm and could soon be jettisoned by the Government over concerns about the safety of using artificial sperm.
Obviously that's because 110% of MP's are men(with small penises, obviously).
Critics said the treatment threatened to breach moral boundaries as it would effectively lead to men being made redundant.
Men are already redundant. We empowered and independant women don't need to rely on men for anything. Men are only useful for paying child support, doing dangerous and unpleasant jobs, and defending the country. In other words, they're good for nothing.
If the technology were abused, men could be completely sidelined.
Then, lets abuse it.