Women Suck AT Suicide (WSAS) men are so much better at killing themselves.
WSAS they rarely manage to die, only manage to get help.]


Every woman who actually dies
could have had a lot more preventative Support And Attention (SAA),
If so much SAA was not wasted on women,
who just want SAA
(This reminds me of the false rape-victims
who steal rape prevention and recovery resources
away from actual rape victims)


Men kill themselves 4-13 times more often
then women in the US.
Men are 4-13 times better at suicide than women.
Suicide is a race--and men are winning.
But don't worry women: the prize is death,
not a bunch of shiny pink BS that you don't need.
Go back to sleep.


So here is a prayer, hoping women get better at suicide.
Here is a prayer, wishing for equality in suicide.
Dear doG, please help these women to be better
at killing themselves.
Maybe if women were killing themselves better
then our society would take suicide more seriously,
and then suicidal men could get the help they need.


For the sake of men, I pray for equality in suicide.
For the sake of men, I pray for women to kill themselves more often.


*But, on second thought [divided attention would go to women].