You owe me new underpants Karl. I think I wet myself laughing.

Also, ensure that your shoes or a spare stored in the car are good for walking a distance. It's also a good idea to have a flash light and some safety flares handy. In addition to a cell phone.

yes the exchange underscores the difference between us and them

namely wimmin think subjectively ( me myself and I)

and we well !! we address the objective problem - eg calculating the stresses on bridge pylons

this is why feminitism is a crock of shit as it tries to satisfy every transitory self serving notion that pops into dereistic wimmins head

wimmins interests -

horoscopes seances iridilogy Ouija boards intuition tarot cards what Mrs Kafoops said about Mrs bouquet ( alias Mrs Bucket) aroma therapy numerology astrology

fashion - wimmin will wear anything they think which will enhance their image

eg a few years ago thongs (arse floss) were in vogue and young ladies thong straps could be seen disappering into the crack of her arse as they bent over but now this is out and the wimmin rather than throwing out their shrunken jeans have bought a sash to cover the crack in their arse as they bend over where the thong strap disapperad of yore

alien abduction - wimmin being whisked off of the planet and probed (inappropriately) experimented on and ultimately raped by aliens beyond the rings of Saturn who eventually return her to bed with all memory of the incident flashed out except hidden memories which only come out in horrible nightmares interpreted by a femintit shrink

( she thinks the aliens were male with huge .........!)

I drive a taxi and one guy was summoned in before the (enforcement tribunal at the base) because a wimmin had rung in and complained that she "felt uncomfortable" and he "seemed very unfriendly" so the professional taxi drive should gauge her mood and comport himself accordingly

Yes ! feminitism is all about wimmins nebulous and morphing feelings

Dear John,

My wife Sheila wrote to you recently, I understand. Thanks for giving her the 'gen' on the fuel line problem.

She did find our 22 year old neighbour in our bedroom. I had sought her advice in a new doona cover and pillow case set which I was planning to get my wife for Christmas. Why she would want to leave me over a Christmas present, beats me, but you are the specialist, not me, so maybe you can say.

The kind young woman also put up a few shelves for me which I have been asking my wife to do for 6 months or more. Do you think I have heard a word of thanks from my wife?

As for the counsellor that she says I won't speak with, that is just not true. I discussed the matter with the shelf guy at Bunnings three weeks ago. It was he who suggested getting the girl next door in.

Yours, Bruce.

Dear John,

Can I call you 'Mate'.

Look mate, it's still going on. The girl next door dropped by to show me her Plumbers Certificate and offered to fix my dripping tap. It was pretty convincing to me, from a University in San Diego. Anyway, she did a good job.

The wife came home just as the helpful girl was slipping her dress back on and no amount of explaining about how she didn't want to get it soiled with waste water from the 'U' pipe thingy would do.

No matter how hard I try to make a nice home for my intelligent, savvy, successful executive wife, it never seems to be right.

Should I buy a wrench and do it myself in future or continue with the wench?

Your mate Bruce.

this is what you get when you let a wench monkey around your pipes with a wrench

horoscopes seances iridilogy Ouija boards intuition tarot cards what Mrs Kafoops said about Mrs bouquet ( alias Mrs Bucket) aroma therapy numerology astrology.....alien abduction - wimmin being whisked off of the planet and probed (inappropriately) experimented on and ultimately raped by aliens beyond the rings of Saturn who eventually return her to bed with all memory of the incident flashed out except hidden memories which only come out in horrible nightmares interpreted by a femintit shrink. Shaz.

Now we have to be really careful here, Shaz,

This feeds in to why women are so much more competent and capable than men are. Why they are natural multi-taskers and due seats on the Board.

The life experience needed to develop the average capacity of the average woman would, for a man, requires several life times. And even the most cursory investigation shows how this comes about.

Its ‘Previous lives’.

Most women, particularly in the Western World have lived before and most of them in exceedingly senior roles and positions.

So many have been famous and even infamous Princesses, Queens, Empresses, Pharoinas etc. This was before the 'Patriarchy' of course.

And it is hardly surprising that the few such prior era women were all so completely powerful and memorable. Each must at times have had several thousand other women occupying the same body simultaneously.

Of course, with so many women jostling for prominence all at once inside one body thet they, the person at the time, must have been completely off the planet – as indeed, some were. Alien Princesses are legion.

The daily life, loves, sexual conquests and deaths (tragic, of course) of Princesses, Warrior-Priestesses and Empresses etc of alien worlds and fairy realms are quite commonly ‘remembered', 'vividly’ by modern women.

If men, other than Buddhists, have lived before, they are remarkably reticent about it or simply forgetful

Dear John,

Mate.

I have another problem for you.

My missus, Sheila, is very intelligent, savvy and successful, but she will insist on asking for directions whenever we are out.

The other week we were driving in the country and became temporarily uncertain of our position. I was sure I recognised a landmark but she insisted that we stop at a service station to ask which way to go.

You probably, like me, (I hope) know that a chap never expects something for nothing and so having got directions from the old chap serving the petrol (which she didn't want to buy) he gave me a real dirty look.

My queston is one of etiquette, Next time should I let the oil-soaked old geezer try to take her panties off with a wrench and put his ring spanner to unusual use, as a payment for the directions?

Yours, Bruce.

there was a wimmin actor a few years who purported to be a warrior from a era long long gone

she was well presented in the media and done her rendition before packed audiences

she dropped her voice a register when she was in her "warrior" mode and answered questions from the audience about long gone relatives - the usual seance routine jazzed up a bit

just recently she admitted it was all a hoot but I guess some folk paid real money to see this argy bargy on the hoof

there was another wimmin I saw on the Don Lane show on channel 9 quite a few years ago

Doris Stokes

she actually took questions off of the audience - some no doubt in the grieving stage of the loss of a loved one and so willing to take messages from the "other side" right there and then in the audience

I spose like " John is dearly missing you and sends his love etc ""