Thread: What Women Want
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What Women Want
Here's some sage advice for older guys ......
an absolute heart-breaker.
An old guy decided to get back in shape and relive some of his youth,
so he decided to start working out again.
Upon entering the gym he spotted a beautiful young woman exercising on the treadmill...
He asked the physical trainer who was nearby,
"What machine in here should I use to impress that beautiful woman over there?"
The trainer looked him up and down and said without any further hesitation,
"I would try the cash machine in the lobby."
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Re: What Women Want
yes ! spot on Marx, cash inspires wimyn much as the moonlight did Beethoven but whereas the moonlight inspired him to create wonderful music with wimyn cash inspire them to disemble and connive to get more for nothing with the aid of rapacious lawyers and Stalinist style star chambers as the Family Court - all about choice
Last edited by shaazam; 10th-April-2012 at 12:58 PM.
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Marx, Unfortunately that premise you posted is true to the point of being a painful reality to older Gents.
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10th-April-2012 #4
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Although I like the joke - I beg to differ; at least for the sake of balance.
What follows is not funny -it's a tragedy.
Men look for feminine beauty, women look for security. There's a million variations of compromise between the two, that could be acceptable to both parties and/or families.
In the western world, protectionist government policies have artificially boosted the price/value of a wife. Like the housing market, it's all based on paper values that are protected by domestic legislation. When the various scams become public knowledge, the market falls.
So back to the topic. . . .
My senior wife is 17 years younger than me - we've been together for 16 years and have twin sons aged 12.
My junior wife is 35 years younger than me - we've been together for 10 years and have a daughter aged 4.
I'm not a rich man. By western standards, I would be hovering around the poverty line.
How come? Because here in Asia, I'm a lifeline to security for all of us.
I don't throw money around like an American or European tourist. Most of those guys are astonished and besotted by the seriously low price of pussy, and want nothing more than the freedom to indulge their perversions.
Most of the more serious-minded remainder think that the way to a girl's heart is to throw money at her and transform her into a western princess. The girls love that. How sweet it is if she can crow to her friends about her stupid but generous husband.
If western women see men as nothing more than PIN codes to an ATM, I seriously suspect that western men made it happen. That's the real heart-breaker.
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Yan Yans post was great. Marx's post is based on a stereotype joke.
Women are primarily looking for a MAN - the cash aspect is secondaryThe greatest enemy of the truth is very often not the deliberate lie - but the persistent, persuasive and unrealistic myth that the lie creates
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10th-April-2012 #6
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11th-April-2012 #7
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Psst..western governments give women lots of money which is taken from men. That's why western women are spoiled. I hope you aren't judging all American men by those who are rich enough to travel to other countries, most of us need to save money to go to another state for a holiday event. You don't think we have spoiled women do you?
No it's not. Women want a man who can pay their way through their choices (womens choices).Last edited by Garak; 11th-April-2012 at 02:33 AM.
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11th-April-2012 #8
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Women don't know what they want. That's how the state is able to tell them what they want.
Our society puts a premium on beauty; common in declining cultures.
Get'm young enough, and the possibilities are endless. -- Unleashed: Danny the Dog
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11th-April-2012 #10
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"If Blizzard expects you to be always online to play their game. Then Blizzard need to always be online whenever you want to play it."- Unknown internet poster
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11th-April-2012 #11
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Yan, I would seriously advise you look for a 17 year old. In the next few months.
An anniversary present.
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11th-April-2012 #12
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11th-April-2012 #15
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Lucky?
Haha!
A hell of a lot of responsibility and hard work for the gent I am sure!I am going outside, I may be some time..





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