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    What Women Want


    Here's some sage advice for older guys ......

    an absolute heart-breaker.

    An old guy decided to get back in shape and relive some of his youth,

    so he decided to start working out again.

    Upon entering the gym he spotted a beautiful young woman exercising on the treadmill...

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    He asked the physical trainer who was nearby,

    "What machine in here should I use to impress that beautiful woman over there?"

    The trainer looked him up and down and said without any further hesitation,

    "I would try the cash machine in the lobby."


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    yes ! spot on Marx, cash inspires wimyn much as the moonlight did Beethoven but whereas the moonlight inspired him to create wonderful music with wimyn cash inspire them to disemble and connive to get more for nothing with the aid of rapacious lawyers and Stalinist style star chambers as the Family Court - all about choice
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    Marx, Unfortunately that premise you posted is true to the point of being a painful reality to older Gents.

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    Although I like the joke - I beg to differ; at least for the sake of balance.
    What follows is not funny -it's a tragedy.

    Men look for feminine beauty, women look for security. There's a million variations of compromise between the two, that could be acceptable to both parties and/or families.

    In the western world, protectionist government policies have artificially boosted the price/value of a wife. Like the housing market, it's all based on paper values that are protected by domestic legislation. When the various scams become public knowledge, the market falls.

    So back to the topic. . . .

    My senior wife is 17 years younger than me - we've been together for 16 years and have twin sons aged 12.
    My junior wife is 35 years younger than me - we've been together for 10 years and have a daughter aged 4.

    I'm not a rich man. By western standards, I would be hovering around the poverty line.

    How come? Because here in Asia, I'm a lifeline to security for all of us.

    I don't throw money around like an American or European tourist. Most of those guys are astonished and besotted by the seriously low price of pussy, and want nothing more than the freedom to indulge their perversions.
    Most of the more serious-minded remainder think that the way to a girl's heart is to throw money at her and transform her into a western princess. The girls love that. How sweet it is if she can crow to her friends about her stupid but generous husband.

    If western women see men as nothing more than PIN codes to an ATM, I seriously suspect that western men made it happen. That's the real heart-breaker.

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    Yan Yans post was great. Marx's post is based on a stereotype joke.

    Women are primarily looking for a MAN - the cash aspect is secondary
    The greatest enemy of the truth is very often not the deliberate lie - but the persistent, persuasive and unrealistic myth that the lie creates

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    Quote Quote from Richard View Post
    Yan Yans post was great. Marx's post is based on a stereotype joke.

    Women are primarily looking for a MAN - the cash aspect is secondary
    Thanks Richard, but it's still a sad state of affairs. How it can be fixed beats me.

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    Quote Quote from Yan Yan View Post
    Although I like the joke - I beg to differ; at least for the sake of balance.
    What follows is not funny -it's a tragedy.

    Men look for feminine beauty, women look for security. There's a million variations of compromise between the two, that could be acceptable to both parties and/or families.

    In the western world, protectionist government policies have artificially boosted the price/value of a wife. Like the housing market, it's all based on paper values that are protected by domestic legislation. When the various scams become public knowledge, the market falls.

    So back to the topic. . . .

    My senior wife is 17 years younger than me - we've been together for 16 years and have twin sons aged 12.
    My junior wife is 35 years younger than me - we've been together for 10 years and have a daughter aged 4.

    I'm not a rich man. By western standards, I would be hovering around the poverty line.

    How come? Because here in Asia, I'm a lifeline to security for all of us.

    I don't throw money around like an American or European tourist. Most of those guys are astonished and besotted by the seriously low price of pussy, and want nothing more than the freedom to indulge their perversions.
    Most of the more serious-minded remainder think that the way to a girl's heart is to throw money at her and transform her into a western princess. The girls love that. How sweet it is if she can crow to her friends about her stupid but generous husband.

    If western women see men as nothing more than PIN codes to an ATM, I seriously suspect that western men made it happen. That's the real heart-breaker.
    Psst..western governments give women lots of money which is taken from men. That's why western women are spoiled. I hope you aren't judging all American men by those who are rich enough to travel to other countries, most of us need to save money to go to another state for a holiday event. You don't think we have spoiled women do you?

    Quote Quote from Richard View Post
    Yan Yans post was great. Marx's post is based on a stereotype joke.

    Women are primarily looking for a MAN - the cash aspect is secondary
    No it's not. Women want a man who can pay their way through their choices (womens choices).
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    Quote Quote from Garak View Post
    Psst..western governments give women lots of money which is taken from men. That's why western women are spoiled.
    Ya don't say!!
    Maybe that's why I came here 18 years ago when most of my friends in the UK were telling me I was mad.

    Or maybe it was just an accident.
    No it's not. Women want a man who can pay their way through their choices (womens choices).

    And men can't say no??

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    Women don't know what they want. That's how the state is able to tell them what they want.
    Our society puts a premium on beauty; common in declining cultures.
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    Quote Quote from Yan Yan View Post
    Ya don't say!!
    Maybe that's why I came here 18 years ago when most of my friends in the UK were telling me I was mad.

    Or maybe it was just an accident.


    And men can't say no??
    I really don't understand this response at all. Men can't say no to paying taxes or child alimony, lest they want to lose what little freedom they have.
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    Yan, I would seriously advise you look for a 17 year old. In the next few months.

    An anniversary present.


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    Quote Quote from FloatyBoaty View Post
    Women don't know what they want. That's how the state is able to tell them what they want.
    100% correct. And sadly its looking more and more like men are going the same way too. Perhaps was always thus..
    I am going outside, I may be some time..

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    Quote Quote from Percy View Post
    Yan, I would seriously advise you look for a 17 year old. In the next few months.

    An anniversary present.


    Thanks for the tip!
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    My senior wife is 17 years younger than me - we've been together for 16 years and have twin sons aged 12.
    My junior wife is 35 years younger than me - we've been together for 10 years and have a daughter aged 4.
    Lucky man! (-:
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    Lucky?

    Haha!

    A hell of a lot of responsibility and hard work for the gent I am sure!
    I am going outside, I may be some time..


 

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