I jump overboard and swim home.

I arrive by launch in the afternoon.

I will eschew the drugs, of course.

I will likely take over as Captain as Aug9 can't spell and probably has a forged Master's Certificate.



You can all join me at the Captain's table for dinner.

I assume this is an unsanctioned AM.com event as Rebellious Vanilla has been invited in spite of her temporary ban. I hope Dad Savage can swim fast as RV might try to shoot him in the bum with a spear gun.

Naw, RV will just complain that everyone has a cushion on their seat while she doesn't - not realising she's sat on one of the largest cushions ever manufactured, so comfortable it's hard to even notice it.

Even when someone gets scissors out and tears it up in front of her, to show her, she still denies it exists and walks off in a huff (to the other side of the boat) where she continues to complain that everyone else has a roof over their head while she doesn't - even though she's stole the captain's bed and locked everyone outside on the decking, enduring heavy storms.

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Naw, RV will just complain that everyone has a cushion on their seat while she doesn't - not realising she's sat on one of the largest cushions ever manufactured, so comfortable it's hard to even notice it.

Even when someone gets scissors out and tears it up in front of her, to show her, she still denies it exists and walks off in a huff (to the other side of the boat) where she continues to complain that everyone else has a roof over their head while she doesn't - even though she's stole the captain's bed and locked everyone outside on the decking, enduring heavy storms.

Well, at least she was invited! You and I weren't. I say we rent a small plane and strafe the boat with paintball guns.

even though she's stole the captain's bed

Let us get the facts right.

I have sold tickets.

Typical. Get your head down for a bit of shut-eye in the Ready Room, and the friggin' ship grinds to a halt.

OK, Own up. Who stashed the ganja in the fuel tank?

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Typical. Get your head down for a bit of shut-eye in the Ready Room, and the friggin' ship grinds to a halt.

OK, Own up. Who stashed the ganja in the fuel tank?

that was that god damn hippie
I told her to put it in the boiler room

Having made my way home, I go inside and turn on my computer. Logging on to AM I type this comment. No offence to TMOTS, Tera and Otis as well as all other unlisted passengers but I have no desire to be within one-hundred miles of Jessica Valenti. Also I doubt I could spend more than a few days near RV without a very large supply of powerful sedatives/painkillers the idea that we could form a 'happy couple' could only arise from diseased imagination.

Aug you are a sick, twisted man. Have you no shame?

You people can do what you want to on this cruise.

I myself will simply stowaway and stalk RV with a camera kit.

Anyone want to open the bidding???



As for TERAIncognito, I would recommend tossing her overboard while still in port - hippies in sandals develop really smelly feet, which would ruin Percy's Captain's feast.

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Having made my way home, I go inside and turn on my computer. Logging on to AM I type this comment. No offence to TMOTS, Tera and Otis as well as all other unlisted passengers but I have no desire to be within one-hundred miles of Jessica Valenti. Also I doubt I could spend more than a few days near RV without a very large supply of powerful sedatives/painkillers the idea that we could form a 'happy couple' could only arise from diseased imagination.

Aug you are a sick, twisted man. Have you no shame?

shame??????me?????????
dude, Im the same guy that nailed a 58 year old toothless meth whore in the bathroom of my cousin's house less than 2 hours after I buried my granny
not only do I not have any shame, I also am completely morally bankrupt

shame??????me?????????
dude, Im the same guy that nailed a 58 year old toothless meth whore in the bathroom of my cousin's house less than 2 hours after I buried my granny
not only do I not have any shame, I also am completely morally bankrupt

I have an overwhelming urge to strike you with a rolled-up newspaper.

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I have an overwhelming urge to strike you with a rolled-up newspaper.

really?
LOL

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Shouldn't ones relatives help you get over your grief?
She was your first cousin right?

no she wasnt related
I did do my grandpa's half brother's grandaughter a few times, she is a stripper from kansas city