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Reason tablets three taken daily. If the sufferer displays shaming tactics double the dose. Remarkably the illness disappears in disaster zones.
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UH OH Sorry..did not realise owner DOES NOT ALLOW embedding go to X rated parrot youtube!!
feminism is a disease the Doc is working on a cure. Symptoms include compulsive liar, constant aggression, allergic to logic, often affects women who are fat with short hair and big earings, but can be normal looking.
Reason tablets three taken daily. If the sufferer displays shaming tactics double the dose. Remarkably the illness disappears in disaster zones.
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OMG, that's funny... even the guy can't stop tittering.
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LOL how did you find that?
the language!
and x rated parrot #2 - funny stuff
actually, I checked out quite a few of them... hilarious!
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"LOL how did you find that?
the language! "Selkie
Just my random and sick sense of humour Selkie!
Yes I checked stacks of others too they are amazing. There is a green parrot called Riley who is amazing too without the swearing.LOLfeminism is a disease the Doc is working on a cure. Symptoms include compulsive liar, constant aggression, allergic to logic, often affects women who are fat with short hair and big earings, but can be normal looking.
Reason tablets three taken daily. If the sufferer displays shaming tactics double the dose. Remarkably the illness disappears in disaster zones.
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That was some funny shit. I imagine that is how a bird owned by me or Drex would sound only Drex's bird would be dirtier with more put it in her tailpipe type remarks. Drex should get one and we could make him our mascot. The bird not Drex that is. Though I guess the original would be funnier as I don't think there is a bird alive who could capture the true Drexian monologue.
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No indeed Chev theres abundant talent on this forum, manys a good laugh I have had off it!!
The crazy thing about those parrots sometimes are the movemnts they do like they really mean what they say theres loads of em on youtubefeminism is a disease the Doc is working on a cure. Symptoms include compulsive liar, constant aggression, allergic to logic, often affects women who are fat with short hair and big earings, but can be normal looking.
Reason tablets three taken daily. If the sufferer displays shaming tactics double the dose. Remarkably the illness disappears in disaster zones.
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That reminds me of the story my Dad told me, of the mynah bird he had before I was born.
The bird copied everything he said, and one day, in front of my mother (LOL!!!) it said, "Holy mackerel, dig the ass on that tomato!"
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LOL mynah birds are deadly impersonators just goes to show you need to be carefull.l I heard about a family who had very proper strict realtives around for tea - when their parrot let out a tirade of swearing to the great embarrasment of the hosts!
feminism is a disease the Doc is working on a cure. Symptoms include compulsive liar, constant aggression, allergic to logic, often affects women who are fat with short hair and big earings, but can be normal looking.
Reason tablets three taken daily. If the sufferer displays shaming tactics double the dose. Remarkably the illness disappears in disaster zones.
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