Thread: Rebelliosvanilla, Otis, Zubrei, TERA, and TMOTS

What happens?

RV gets drunk and jumps on the sripper pole and rides it like a washing machine thats only on 2 legs.

Zubri calls her a whore..

Tera tells zubri some kind of phsyco bable or something.

Otis counters it.

TMOTS....I dono WTF this guy is doin.

And you good sir are trying to figure out why the hell you invited these people to begin with...

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RV gets drunk and jumps on the sripper pole and rides it like a washing machine thats only on 2 legs.

Zubri calls her a whore..

Tera tells zubri some kind of phsyco bable or something.

Otis counters it.

TMOTS....I dono WTF this guy is doin.

And you good sir are trying to figure out why the hell you invited these people to begin with...

TMOTS came along because I needed him to bring some of mexico's finest from the evidence locker

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TMOTS came along because I needed him to bring some of mexico's finest from the evidence locker

LOL

TMOTS came along because I needed him to bring some of mexico's finest from the evidence locker

Hey why the fuck wasn't I invited?! I could have helped with that.

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Hey why the fuck wasn't I invited?! I could have helped with that.

you are invited unless you are a chav.

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all load up in a station wagon and take a road trip to my super-duper xmas bash. What happens?

Since Aug9 is tokin' while he's drivin' he accidentally lights his long hair on fire while flipping off a cop he illegally passes at 60 mph in a 20 mph school zone- and gets us all involved in a super-high speed car chase. The cops are chasin' us at 100 mph while Otis is trying teach the Romanian the meaning of mistletoe when you hold it over a person's head. Unfortunately for him, he goes a little too far and RV slaps Otis, and Zuberi, who hates Christmas because he thinks Santa Claus looks f***ing satanic in his big red suit, grabs the mistletoe and attempts to shove it up somebody's ass. (Otis is later found squirming in his seat so Zuberi appears to have succeeded in his endeavor. One question on everyone's mind is, why didn't Otis at least attempt to remove it?) The grudge f**k that Aug9 predicted nearly a year ago comes to pass as TMOTS and TERA are getting busy in the back seat while no one's looking. Their tryst is so hot it's over in all of about five seconds and then the familiar belligerent arguing once again ensues- this time over who has bigger and better orgasms- men or women.

And....

Yeah, while you all are busy drinking and fucking I'd be outside contemplating........

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Yeah, while you all are busy drinking and fucking I'd be outside contemplating........

uh oh.

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Since Aug9 is tokin' while he's drivin' he accidentally lights his long hair on fire while flipping off a cop he illegally passes in a 60 mph school zone- and gets us all involved in a super-high speed car chase. The cops are chasin' us at 100 mph while Otis is trying teach the Romanian the meaning of mistletoe when you hold it over a person's head. Unfortunately for him, he goes a little too far and RV slaps Otis, and Zuberi, who hates Christmas because he thinks Santa Claus looks f***ing satanic in his big red suit, grabs the mistletoe and attempts to shove it up somebody's ass. (Otis is later found squirming in his seat so Zuberi appears to have succeeded in his endeavor. One question on everyone's mind is, why didn't Otis at least attempt to remove it?) The grudge f**k that Aug9 predicted nearly a year ago comes to pass as TMOTS and TERA are getting busy in the back seat while no one's looking. Their tryst is so hot it's over in all of about five seconds and then the familiar belligerent arguing once again ensues- this time over who has bigger and better orgasms- men or women.

And....

problem with your scenario is Im not in the car, yall are on the way to my crib

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problem with your scenario is Im not in the car, yall are on the way to my crib

That's a bad idea!
You see, I usually drive by myself.
The only company in my car is a machete, fishnet and a metal bat!

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problem with your scenario is Im not in the car, yall are on the way to my crib

No dude it's your car (you got it from a crack whore for twenty five bucks and a small sack, remember?) and you came to pick us all up because Zub doesn't have a driver's license because he assaulted his driving instructor with a machete, a fish net, and a metal bat- mine is suspended due to a mountain of unpaid parking tickets, RV's Romanian license is not valid here, and TMOTS knows he'll be in no shape to drive home when the party's over!

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No dude it's your car (you got it from a crack whore for twenty five bucks and a small sack, remember?) and you came to pick us all up because Zub doesn't have a driver's license because he assaulted his driving instructor with a metal bat- mine is suspended due to a mountain of unpaid parking tickets, RV's Romanian license is not valid here, and TMOTS knows he'll be in no shape to drive home when the party's over!

Yeah it is Aug's car!
I was on my way to pick you up but you were busy making 20 dollars the loud way!
As I went to pick up TMOTS, he was already hunched over feeding the ants because he drank too much get dumb potion(beer).
As for RV.

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since aug9 is tokin' while he's drivin' he accidentally lights his long hair on fire while flipping off a cop he illegally passes at 60 mph in a 20 mph school zone- and gets us all involved in a super-high speed car chase. The cops are chasin' us at 100 mph while otis is trying teach the romanian the meaning of mistletoe when you hold it over a person's head. Unfortunately for him, he goes a little too far and rv slaps otis, and zuberi, who hates christmas because he thinks santa claus looks f***ing satanic in his big red suit, grabs the mistletoe and attempts to shove it up somebody's ass. (otis is later found squirming in his seat so zuberi appears to have succeeded in his endeavor. One question on everyone's mind is, why didn't otis at least attempt to remove it?) the grudge f**k that aug9 predicted nearly a year ago comes to pass as tmots and tera are getting busy in the back seat while no one's looking. Their tryst is so hot it's over in all of about five seconds and then the familiar belligerent arguing once again ensues- this time over who has bigger and better orgasms- men or women.

And....

lmfao.

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lmfao.