Sweden is sadly one of the most feminist poisoned and corrupted countries on the globe, but we got this to laugh about at least. A Englishman tries to learn Swedish by repeating English to Swedish translated sentences. Swedish sounds so hilarious. All those scandinavian languages do.

With the next Ice Age Sweden and co. will be wiped of the map, but other very northern or southern situated countries too, including England, Canada, parts of Germany etc. The climate in i.e. northern, central European regions would change to something like Siberia.

See this map of the last ice age for a indication of the next ice age: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:N...cesheet_hg.png

Mastering Swedish


Ever wanted to learn Swedish?
Well, SLAY Radio to the rescue! Here's a crash course in Swedish.
This material was written by Slaygon & Makke for Boz since he is moving to Sweden and we thought we'd help him get on track quickly!
Thanks to jgb and Gunilla for input and contributions!

See also:
Mastering Swedish - Lesson 2
Mastering Swedish - Lesson 3
Mastering Swedish - Lesson 4
Mastering Swedish - Lesson 5


Download lesson 1 (featuring Boz)
Download Bowness Bit o' Bollocks where this lesson was first aired.


http://www.slayradio.org/mastering_swedish_lesson_1.php


Lesson 1 - Homographs

(Words spelled the same but differ in meaning)

Han är ute på en åker och åker
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He is driving on a field

Ska vi ha sex klockan sex?
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Shall we have sex at six?

Tomten stod på tomten
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Santa stood in the garden

Det var tomt på min tomt
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My garden was empty

Får man ha får på planet?
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Are sheep allowed on the plane?

Far, får får får? Nej, får får lamm
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Dad, do sheep get sheep? No, sheep get lamb

Var tog vägen vägen?
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Where did the road go?

De spelade in sitt band på band
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They recorded their band on tape

Ät inte filen med filen - använd skeden
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Don't use a file for the sour milk - use a spoon

Är det vinden som låter på vinden?
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Is that the sound of the wind in the attic?

Jag hörde stegen när jag stod på stegen
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I heard the steps when I was on the ladder

Man lyssnar bäst på rock iförd rock
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Rock is best listened to wearing a coat

Det är rena fasan att se en fasan
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It is terrifying to see a pheasant

Anden förvandlades till den helige Anden
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The duck turned into the holy spirit

Språkfascister kan komma när de ser ett komma
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Language fascists can cum when they see a comma

Jag renar mina renar inför slakten
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I clean my reindeer before slaughter

Bergsklättrare tycker det är toppen på toppen
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Mountain climbers think it's great at the top

Det är botten på botten
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It sucks at the bottom

Huset var vitt och vitt
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The house was white and wide

Jag tar till en till mikrofon för att få in Makke i mixern
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I'll use yet another microphone to get Makke in the mixer

Rocka med en rocka
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Rock with a ray