Master Card Wedding

**selkie** · 3rd-September-2007

This was sent to me in an email. I'm pretty sure it's just an urban legend, but still..

Master Card Wedding

You've got to love this guy. This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University . It made the local newspaper; even Jay Leno made mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the

Groom got up on stage with a

Microphone to talk to the

Crowd.

He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming,

Many from long distances, to support them at

Their wedding. He especially wanted to thank

The bride's family -- especially his

New father-in-law for providing such a

lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted

To give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped

To the bottom of everyone's chair, including the

Wedding party, was an envelope. He stressed

That this was his gift to everyone, and asked

Them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his

Bride having sex with his best friend, the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks

Earlier & had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions

For a couple of minutes, he turned to his best man and said,

"F--- you!" Then he turned to his bride & said, "F--- you!"

Then he turned back to the dumbfounded crowd & said,

"I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first

Thing the following morning.

While most people would have canceled the Wedding

Immediately after finding out about the affair, this

Guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing

Were wrong. His revenge--making the bride' S

Parents pay over $32,000 for a 300+ guest

Wedding & reception, & best of all,

Trashing the bride's & his best

man's reputations in front of

300+ friends & family

Members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a Master Card

"PRICELESS" commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members & friends:

$32,000...

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion:

$3,000...

Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui :

$8,500...

The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10

Glossy of the bride humping his best man:

Priceless...

There are some things money can't buy,

For everything else there's

MASTERCARD!

"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches,

it's more like a jar of Jalapenos - - -

What you do today, might burn
Your ass tomorrow.

**IronLady** · 4th-September-2007

Wow, what a PERFECT revenge! I bet that guy is a Scorpio, because we Scorpions are known for serving revenge as a cold dish! Anyone else would have called it off right away, but this guy PLANNED his revenge. I love it!!

**Dr David Banner** · 4th-September-2007

Ha ha awesome there will be more of this sort of thing in the days ahead I bet.
I must admit weddings fill me with dread.
Funerals not so much, I have always had more genuine laughs at funerals than weddings.

**IronLady** · 4th-September-2007

Quote from Dr David Banner

Ha ha awesome there will be more of this sort of thing in the days ahead I bet.
I must admit weddings fill me with dread.
Funerals not so much, I have always had more genuine laughs at funerals than weddings.

I always liked dead people. They can't hurt you, or argue back. The worst they can do is smell if you don't put them six feet under quick enough.

Ever notice how peaceful cemeteries and funeral homes are, compared to the rest of the world?

**FFFF** · 4th-September-2007

Nice one, if revenge is your scene..

Personally, I think two wongs dont make a white, but I cant blame the guy for wanting his moment of fun..

Think it would be easy to turn the tables on this one though..

I wonder what the best man had that the groom didn't..

Maybe the best man could whip his chopper out and show the guests what the whore wanted..

Silly cunt should have known she was a slag before he popped the question..

If a man cant sort his bitch out proper, some fucker is gonna have to do it for him!!

At the end of the day, the groom is basically admitting that he is a loser, some sad bugger who needs to get a private dick (or two) to sort his fiance out!

**Dr David Banner** · 4th-September-2007

"I wonder what the [COLOR=blue ! important][COLOR=blue ! important]best [COLOR=blue ! important]man[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR] had that the groom didn't"

Ha ha Drex man you are incorrigible!!!

..........Maybe thats why he's called the "best man!"

I told that story to my Mum expecting her to shocked "serve them right" she said "I admire him for that "LOL

Ya never knows how you would react to the situation affairs of the heart . Is it just me or are more and more men totally bereft of any romantic/realationship notions now?

There was an article I read (forget where) about a phenomena some modern men are experiencing called "freeze over" it was amazing because it describes the process of completely losing interest in relationships, it can happen gradually or even as seems the case now its happening with ever younger men. It was described as an emotional numbness a shut down.
Stories like the one above and all the other tales of woe and misery that abound in this evil age, would seem to bode ill for Eros....

**FFFF** · 4th-September-2007

Quote from Dr David Banner

Ya never knows how you would react to the situation affairs of the heart . Is it just me or are more and more men totally bereft of any romantic/realationship notions now?

There was an article I read (forget where) about a phenomena some modern men are experiencing called "freeze over" it was amazing because it describes the process of completely losing interest in relationships, it can happen gradually or even as seems the case now its happening with ever younger men. It was described as an emotional numbness a shut down.
Stories like the one above and all the other tales of woe and misery that abound in this evil age, would seem to bode ill for Eros....

Yes, its very sad, because I know a lot of young men who dont really have much interest in the higher aspects of romance and love anymore..

Its a great shame, because they are missing out..

It is obviously because they cant really give their hearts to the women they are meeting..

Men have conned into being over-feminised and this probably is what leads to the dissatisfaction..

Women dont really want feminised men..

They like to turn "macho" men into pansies..

So that they can eliminate them from their enquiries I guess!

I think a lot of the over-exagerated aspects of masculinity do betray some deep seated fear of the womb-wielding gender..

If there is one aspect of human behaviour that, even more than simple "feminism" has wreaked havoc amongst human relationships its the relatively recent obsession with recreational sex.. Especially when practiced by females..

The vasy majority of men just dont want to get involved with the village bike..