Y'al want'na know some'n being a pourd and disabled redneck up here in the far north as you crasy ass amaericans know it.
Yep being a poor honest man out in the back forty we see you loonies living in them big ass cities and we think to ourself, " Them poor boys just don't get it do thy, man them crazy ass freaks running the show in the so called cilvized world and realize that they are the same assholes that you went to high school with are on crack, there older and running the show!
Ya's shakes your head and wonder, " What the fuck is this shit?!?!?! "
Well when that happens I sit back with my friend " Herbbie " and have a nice long talk with your family and shake your head in dismay, I tell ya, ever since I have got'ne one these newfangled computers and started web suffering I tell ya's this is way to fucked up and y'all know that d'em loonie fuckers are going to fuck up the world worse then it is.
I tell ya I am damn proud to be a redneck, cuss I tell ya we 'ant like them crazy ass freaks, we rednecks know the true mean'n life because we live a humble life and we don't cuase anyone any harm.
Yep we boys know that being an assholes just 'ant right!
D'em so called cilvizled people are nothing more then a buch of fucked up retards, but some of d'em city foke arnt half bad, seems like they married one of the family and got some damn sense drilled into'em!, yep looks like them boys and gals got some decency in d'em, all lest we can marry d'em and bring some fresh life back into the gene pool cuase it's looking a little scummy to me, besides there just merr'en back into the famly and bring back some of that crazy ass schooling they got live'n in the city.
Come on now y'all know that we decent foke understand the meaning of *Family*, gotta keep stirr'n up the gene pool every so offten, some day we'll breed some sense into them loonie asswipes.
Well it's time for bed, you know I look at this posty and I have got to say that my spell'n has gotten better I think.
Who says you need all that fancy ass education, I think that shit that they taught us in high was what droven them city folk batshit insane in d'a first place.
Talk to y'all tomorrow, go'na cuddle up with with Eilly Mae cause it's stoming out like a bitch in heat on them crazy ass bug pills that them city folk are eat'n by the assload and a good wig of the shine.
Bye Y'al'