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Gandhi and his poor feet & bad breath.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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Re: Gandhi and his poor feet & bad breath.
As I seem to recall the English had a rather interesting custom of digging up coffins for re-use, after a suitably 'decent' interval of course.
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Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Is that where you got this one, or did you come up with it in a semi-mystic trance after banging your head on something?
BTW - Is it original and can I re-post it - with suitable posthumous attribution of course.
Shades of Batson's Belfry and halitosis from the jaws of death - this could have come from Michael Crichton's book "The Great Train Robbery"
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It was just on another forum , made me spit my coffee so had to share.
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Husband : "How about the ones like mine?"
Wife : "Those they gave away."
Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning off pussy. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand."
Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?"
Husband : "That's where they held the auction."
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Quote from Marx Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
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You get 11.73 out of 10 for that.
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Indeed - Lemon Sour enough to cure scurvy. Quote from Marx
Can you name the author or forum - I wouldn't want to spread something so piquantly puntastically horrid around unless I could properly attribute it, to someone else.
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I'm sure the old fellow would encourage our laughter to bring about a better world an all.
Oh damn, that's just so funny it prompts unrestrained laughter. What blissfully indulgent therapy.
So here goes.
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I thought it was hilarious, thanks for sharing Quote from Marx 
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