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    Feminist Jokes

    How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb:
    12.
    One to screw it in,
    one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination,
    one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination,
    one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like",
    one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic,
    one to blame men for not changing the bulb,
    one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it,
    one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs,
    one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs,
    one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians,
    one to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men,
    one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.



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    Re: Feminist Jokes

    I may have posted this before:

    "How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

    ........ Trick question. Feminists can't change anything."

    (Lifted from YouTube)
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    Feminists, he means feminists.


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    Re: Feminist Jokes

    One of my Fave's:

    A professor told dirty jokes in class and the women wanted to protest it. So they decided that in the next time that the professor will start with these kind of jokes they all will leave the class as a protest.

    Somehow the professor heard about the plan.

    In the next lecture, in the beginning of the lecture he said: "In Sweden a prostitute makes $2000 per night."

    All the women stood up and started to leave the class. So he shouted after them: "Where are you going? The plane to Sweden doesn't take off until the day after tomorrow."

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    Quote Quote from James Huff View Post
    How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb:
    12.
    One to screw it in,
    one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination,
    one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination,
    one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like",
    one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic,
    one to blame men for not changing the bulb,
    one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it,
    one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs,
    one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs,
    one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians,
    one to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men,
    one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.



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    Love this jolke!!!

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    Re: Feminist Jokes

    How many per-menstrual women does it take to change a light bulb?

    One.

    Why?

    I DON'T KNOW YOU F**CKING PATRIARCHAL RAPIN' BASTARD - IT JUST DOES!!
    Whatever I say, write, think, do or even imagine.... some woman somewhere made me do it.
    It's her responsibility and not mine.

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    Re: Feminist Jokes

    I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
    It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.


    I heard a couple of feminists on the radio saying that what they are fighting against is the patronising and demoralising way that men talk to women.

    I thought to myself, "awwww, that's sweet, but they're not going to get anywhere with it."
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    Cool Re: Feminist Jokes

    Quote Quote from James Huff View Post
    How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb:
    12.
    I first saw this joke on youtube - by a child! Seriously. I thought that was good - if a child can poke fun at feminists, it shows thy are not as strong to the next generation of adults as we may have first thought.



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    Your turn.
    OK, here's a funny one...

    Really, this is gonna make you puke with laughter.. so prepare yourself.


    Ready?


    OK... Here goes.


    Feminism - is for equality.




    Last edited by Marx; 20th-December-2011 at 05:56 PM.
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    Re: Feminist Jokes

    An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are comparing their favourite bars.

    "Aye, the best pubs in the world are in Glasgow," says the Scotsman. “At McGruder's on Sauchiehall Street, if you buy four whiskeys, the landlord buys you a fifth one”.

    "Nah, mate”, says the Englishman, "The best pubs in the world are in London. At the King’s Head in Soho, if you buy two pints, the barman will buy you another one.”

    "Ahh, don’t be talkin’ rubbish, man," the Irishman laughs, "My local in Cork is the best pub in the world. As soon as you go in, they buy you a drink, then another, then another. And whenever you want, they'll take you upstairs and make sure you get laid, and it's all on the house!"

    The Englishman and the Scotsman shake their heads. “You’re lying, Mickey,” says the Englishman. "No pub in the world is that good.”

    “I tell you, it’s true”, Mickey swears.

    "Oh aye, Mickey?” says the Scotchman. “Did this actually happen to you, then?"

    "Not me, personally, no," Mickey admits, "but it happened to my sister twice!"

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    Re: Feminist Jokes

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    If feminism is a joke in itself, is there then such a thing as a feminist joke?
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    'Rise like Lions after slumber In unvanquishable number - Shake your chains to earth like dew Which in sleep had fallen on you - Ye are many - they are few.'

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    Re: Feminist Jokes

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    If feminism is a joke in itself, is there then such a thing as a feminist joke?
    Yes. Strictly speaking it would be a meta-joke.

    e.g. A travelling salesman's car breaks down at night on a lonely highway. He sees the lights of an isolated farmhouse and heads towards it. When the farmer answers the door he explains his problem.

    The farmer says, "Well you're in luck! I have two beautiful daughters aged 18 and 20 . . . . but they're both away at college right now so I have plenty of room!"

    The salesman turns round and starts to walk away.

    The farmer yells after him, "I told you I have plenty of room. Why are you leaving?"

    The salesman replies, "Because I think I'm in the wrong joke....."

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    Re: Feminist Jokes

    I don't mean to perpetuate the lie about the wage gap, but I can't resist this classic from Sean Lock:


    "A woman's work is never done. Perhaps that's why they get paid less."
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