Quote from Billy

Not I..
How come Carol couldn't get her clothes back after the game was over?
Do people who play that game for clothes really lose or isn't everybody a winner?

Got more?

I'll give it a go ...
Here's one (for which they'll probably throw me off AM altogether):

There was a young man from Calcutta
whose dick dragged along in the gutter.
When he beat off his meat
in the tropical heat,
instead of cum
he got butter.

The dogs of Blackberry Farm
Exude a certain charm
In their eyes there's a lustre
As around you they cluster
And bury their teeth in your arm.

(It's a fable. Think about it)

Quote from paul parmenter

The dogs of Blackberry Farm
Exude a certain charm
In their eyes there's a lustre
As around you they cluster
And bury their teeth in your arm.

(It's a fable. Think about it)

You've got the idea Paul!
(We're reviving an ancient ... OK, somewhat old ... art form among males.)

There is a site on the net called antimisandry
For men awakened about feminism it can be quite handy
It can be a pain
With women who shame
But men's talk is all good and dandy

Quote from Billy

Off the top of your head Jules?
I'm impressed!


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there once was a gal named Julie
she came off as somewhat of a bully
once you got to know
that is was just for show
then she wasn't as unruly

Niiiice.

There once was a man from Blackheath.
He sat upon his false teeth.
He said with a start.
Oh bless my heart.
I have just bitten myself underneath.

That is the only clean one I know.

But I have a book of them around here somewhere. I will try to find it and post some more.

Quote from chevalier

There once was a man from Blackheath.
He sat upon his false teeth.
He said with a start.
Oh bless my heart.
I have just bitten myself underneath.

That is the only clean one I know.

But I have a book of them around here somewhere. I will try to find it and post some more.

Give us the unclean ones! Unclean, unclean, unclean ....
(Remember, it's less than three years 'til 2012!!!)

Ok but I will have to delete the dirty words and leave it up to your imaginations.

A gifted young tranny named allice,

Could pick up loose change with her phallus,

But she couldn't make change

Which narrowed her range

And kept her from playing the palace.

There was a young fellow from Yuma,

Who tried to hump a Puma,

In the midst of the frolics

It clawed off his bollocks

An example of animal humor.

There once was a man named Dave,

Who found a dead wh*re in a cave,

She smelled like sh*t

And was missing a t*t

But think of the money he saved.

Ok that last one was typed by my friend Mike. Even though I asked him not to post that particular one.

Quote from chevalier

Ok but I will have to delete the dirty words and leave it up to your imaginations.

A gifted young tranny named allice,

Could pick up loose change with her phallus,

But she couldn't make change

Which narrowed her range

And kept her from playing the palace.

Good idea re: leave it to the imagination. Try this one ...

A large-organed female in Dallas,
Named Alice, who yearned for a phallus,
Was virgo intacto,
Because, ipso facto,
No phallus in Dallas fit Alice

Quote from chevalier

There once was a man named Dave,

Who found a dead wh*re in a cave,

She smelled like sh*t

And was missing a t*t

But think of the money he saved.

Let Mike know this is funny.

He knows it's funny cause I told it to him before I bacame a Mormon. Back in my wild and wooly days.

There once was a man from Lake Bass

Whose balls where made of brass

When the clock struck 2
He launched his goo

While lightning bolts shot out of his A**.