Thread: Men do everything they do in order to get laid

In reality, however, women do often say no to men. (In my experience, they always do.)

Well, the words he put in brackets may explain his personal issues.

This is why men throughout history have had to conquer foreign lands,

So that explains why Genghis Khan went to war.. to win the affections of a woman who had said 'No' to him?

win battles and wars,

So Hitler was also only after female companionship after all?

compose symphonies,

Yes, I'm sure Mozart was wanting to engage sexually with women when he began displaying his musical wizardry at the age of four and played his first piece to his father (who he obviously wanted sex with having mistaken him for a woman) at the grand old age of five. Obviously!

and write new computer software, in order to impress women so that they will agree to have sex with them.

Ahh, so the guy who wrote this blog entry has it all backwards? (GOOD)

Yes, because women NEVER do anything in order to get laid.

Freud has a LOT to answer for.

And here I am.....not doing a damn thing to get laid.

I try and find excuses to avoid my responsibilities in the bedrooms these days..

Ah, the old "all men are sex-crazed fiends" routine.

Does that mean that I'm trying to get in bed with a woman by typing this post?

bollocks aint it? WHen I was in the business of looking for flange, I would make it clear that I was looking for flange.. When I was in the business of training women to use computer software.. I never even looked at them in that way..

I think many men are ready to take an opportunity to get it when it comes their way, but to state that it is why we do everything we do.. is very much an oversimplification.. Even on the subconcious instinctive level.. Humans do things for many reasons and sex is not remotely as important as folks think it is, at least, 10% of the average mans life is NOT spent thinking about sex!

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I try and find excuses to avoid my responsibilities in the bedrooms these days..

Same here. I work 60 hour work weeks just so I don't have to be anywhere near women. I mean I like my fun and all but honestly the horror stories I read about on this site, in the newspaper or from reading the transcripts of court/prison intake forms for arriving prisoners at my job.... I just become more and more asexual to the point I just want nothing to do with women.

Don't get me wrong I know all women aren't like this but its hard to see the good ones over the bad when you hear nothing but horror stories all day long.

Men do everything they do in order to get laid

Note to self:
Inventing the following things got men laid:
everything under the Sun

I wonder who got laid for inventing the stethoscope

that dude who discovered the fungus thingy-(Past-her or something) must have got laid for discovering a fungus

or the brick layers get laid for every brick they lay

or soldiers get laid every time their intestines get blown up

hmmm...I wonder how many times Isaac newton got laid....

and Albert Einstein dealt with time infinity...so I guess he got laid all the time, for all time

eggs get laid..
men get screwed..
women(and lawyers and judges and shrinks and media people and authors and ..) get rich

As they say "Because you are worth it.."

Sorry madam.. And women in generally..

Really, seriously.. You are NOT worth it!!

Haha!!

I wonder how this dicksplash of a writer accounts for the brillance of so many who inclined towards faggotry? I mean, there are a few chutney ferrets who have invented a few good things.. Such as.. fistings.. aids... computers.. etc..

Quote from felixblue

As they say "Because you are worth it.."

Sorry madam.. And women in generally..

Really, seriously.. You are NOT worth it!!

Haha!!

I wonder how this dicksplash of a writer accounts for the brillance of so many who inclined towards faggotry? I mean, there are a few chutney ferrets who have invented a few good things.. Such as.. fistings.. aids... computers.. etc..

Can you consider moderating the choice phrases a little to sound less crude. I'm not sure it was homosexuals who invented fisting? Personally, I think the worst offenders for AIDS would be the bisexual community (as they spread it between all the groups, IMHO) and we all know it was a woman who invented computers because feminists say so.

SOrry marx, was just having a clarkson moment.. We all know our gay chums probably didnt invent fisting or aids, but really, some gay bloke did do something to do with computers in the war I recall..

Maybe he uploaded some special hardware or something..

But, fact remains, many homosexuals have achieved very much in many ways and they surely didnt do that because they want to pry open the pilchard can?

Surely it's easier to just go and see a prostitute, rather than invent something........unless you're in Derby, that is!

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SOrry marx, was just having a clarkson moment.. We all know our gay chums probably didnt invent fisting or aids, but really, some gay bloke did do something to do with computers in the war I recall..

I think you're talking about the Enigma machine coding hardware by Turing, who was a homosexual of the day and age...


Alan Turing - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia