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    How to keep a woman happy

    How to keep a woman happy.... Priceless!




    It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:


    1. A friend
    2. A companion
    3. A lover
    4. A brother
    5. A father
    6. A master
    7. A chef
    8. An electrician
    9. A carpenter
    10. A plumber
    11. A mechanic
    12. A decorator
    13. A stylist
    14. A sexologist
    15. A gynecologist
    16. A psychologist
    17. A pest exterminator
    18. A psychiatrist
    19. A healer
    20. A good listener
    21. An organizer
    22. A good father
    23. Very clean
    24. Sympathetic
    25. Athletic
    26. Warm
    27. Attentive
    28. Gallant
    29. Intelligent
    30. Funny
    31. Creative
    32. Tender
    33. Strong
    34. Understanding
    35. Tolerant
    36. Prudent
    37. Ambitious
    38. Capable
    39. Courageous
    40. Determined
    41. True
    42. Dependable
    43. Passionate
    44. Compassionate


    WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:


    45. Give her
    regular compliments
    46. Love shopping
    47. Be honest/yet indulgent*(see percy)
    48. Be very rich
    49. Not stress her out
    50. Not look at other girls


    AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


    51. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
    52. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
    53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


    IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:


    54. Never to forget:
    * birthdays
    * anniversaries
    * arrangements she makes


    HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

    1. Leave him alone





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    Re: How to keep a woman happy

    47 ?

    No woman wants honesty from a man.

    She wants agreement with her.

    She wants him to say her bum does NOT look fat when even she hates it for its grossness.
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    Cum dilectione hominum et odio vitiorum
    Love the Sinner but not the Sin.
    (St. Augustine)

    For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against Principalities, against Powers,
    against the Rulers of the Darkness of this world, against Spiritual Wickedness in high places. “
    (and within ourselves)


    A Feminist is a human being who has lost her way and turned vicious. If you meet one on the road as you
    Go your Own Way, offer kindness but keep your sword drawn.





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    Re: How to keep a woman happy

    Agreed percy, changed that for you, in a sense. Better? lol.

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    Re: How to keep a woman happy

    O.o

    This...explains...so much! Eureka!
    “We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell”-Oscar Wilde

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    We're all hellbent on destruction... black days begin.

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    Re: How to keep a woman happy

    I have no desire to sacrifice MY happiness to make a woman happy. If she isn't happy, there is always the door.

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    Re: How to keep a woman happy

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    I have no desire to sacrifice MY happiness to make a woman happy. If she isn't happy, there is always the door.
    Heh. That just shows how differently we think. Not that there's anything wrong with that. YMMV and all.
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    Quote Quote from silentblood View Post
    Heh. That just shows how differently we think. Not that there's anything wrong with that. YMMV and all.
    Well, if you want to live the rest of your life trying to make women happy, then by all means man, do you. I know I won't. The world does not revolve around women, and feminism teaches them the exact opposite. It teaches women that "they're worth it", and that they are entitled to having their cake and eating it too. This type of mindset should not be taught to young men and boys as they will become feminized slaves of women and the government, and their lives will be ruined. Most Western women have no qualms divorcing men, and robbing them of their children and assets, because they are "victims", and can care less of the safety of their children, as infanticide and child abuse (physical, sexual, emotional) prove this to be facts. Men need to put their children and themselves before any woman, and men deserve the right to be happy too.

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    Re: How to keep a woman happy

    @Redpill, I just want you to know that this was a sarcastic post on my part, meant to be humorous. I DO NOT PRESCRIBE TO THIS. If I want a woman to be happy, she will have to account for herself. If I ever put my happiness on someone else s shoulder, that is considered co-dependent. You cant MAKE someone happy, they have to do it for themselves. Please shoot me if I ever do that Redpill. That is the ultimate prostitution of oneself, selling off your own happiness on account of making some elses happiness a priority over your own. If I want to make someone really happy in the long run, I will just be myself and forever true that, cuz NOBODY will ever change for me, and I won't FOR THEM, it must be of my own accord.

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    Well, if you want to live the rest of your life trying to make women happy, then by all means man, do
    I derive joy making other people happy. It doesn't matter if they are man or woman. And I do have limits. If I think my kindness, is being used or if I'm not treated with respect, then you're not worthy of my kindness or respect.
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    Quote Quote from Redpill View Post
    I have no desire to sacrifice MY happiness to make a woman happy. If she isn't happy, there is always the door.
    Quote Quote from silentblood View Post
    Heh. That just shows how differently we think. Not that there's anything wrong with that. YMMV and all.
    Quote Quote from silentblood View Post
    I derive joy making other people happy. It doesn't matter if they are man or woman. And I do have limits. If I think my kindness, is being used or if I'm not treated with respect, then you're not worthy of my kindness or respect.
    You know that what Redpill is talking about has nothing to do with what you're talking about so get real. Making a woman happy exclusively deals with a man making sacrifices in order for fleeting temporary feelings. You know damn well that the extent taken to "make a woman happy" goes beyond the efforts taken to "derive joy making other people happy". Quit playing.
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    I derive joy making other people happy. It doesn't matter if they are man or woman. And I do have limits. If I think my kindness, is being used or if I'm not treated with respect, then you're not worthy of my kindness or respect.
    That's good for you SilentBlood. It is always good to be a people pleaser, and there is nothing wrong with that, but my top priority is making myself happy. In order for a woman to be happy, she needs to make herself happy if you get the jist of what I'm saying. Then I and the woman I am with can make each other happy because we have to equally project positive energy in our relationship. Men have always made the attempt to make their wives happy, and come 1960, look what happens instead. A bunch of ungrateful women take to the streets and bitch about how oppressed they are by their husbands, when men historically and intrinsically have done whatever it took to make sure their families were happy and that their families always came first.

    Quote Quote from Popadibs View Post
    You know that what Redpill is talking about has nothing to do with what you're talking about so get real. Making a woman happy exclusively deals with a man making sacrifices in order for fleeting temporary feelings. You know damn well that the extent taken to "make a woman happy" goes beyond the efforts taken to "derive joy making other people happy". Quit playing.

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    Quote Quote from Popadibs
    You know that what Redpill is talking about has nothing to do with what you're talking about so get real. Making a woman happy exclusively deals with a man making sacrifices in order for fleeting temporary feelings. You know damn well that the extent taken to "make a woman happy" goes beyond the efforts taken to "derive joy making other people happy". Quit playing
    I think I missed the point here... :-S
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    I think I missed the point here... :-S
    Some people wouldn't get the point if they had acupuncture.

    Making women happy is a separate issue from you deriving joy out of making people happy in general. It's your choice to make people happy. No one is obligated to make women happy and making women happy has nothing to do with making people happy. No one is responsible for other people's happiness.
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    Some people wouldn't get the point if they had acupuncture.
    No one is responsible for other people's happiness.
    That's about as simple as it gets, any truer than that, you die. KISS, keep it simple (stupid). Props to popadibs for clarity and efficiency

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    Re: How to keep a woman happy

    Quote Quote from Redpill View Post
    but my top priority is making myself happy. In order for a woman to be happy, she needs to make herself happy if you get the jist of what I'm saying. Then I and the woman I am with can make each other happy because we have to equally project positive energy in our relationship.

    Bravo! I couldn't agree more


 
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