Would also be good if someone could reccomend a word processor that is not a cunting heap of overcomplicated shit and allows the writer to write what he wants where he wants and not force him to comply with a fucked up piece of guesswork as to where and what!

I have tried getting one using google, but seems that this info is kept away and hidden by the legal shitstains and others who wish to profit by doing so..

same shit here


i wish i could help

the courts here have all the forms at the front desk-but u have to ask for them-even then,no normal person can understand how to fill them out-i do not know why they are not more user friendly,except for the fact you are blackmailed into hiring a lawyer to fill it out

i know around my area you can purchase blank legal forms from book stores and printing shops-not sure about there though?

Dunno, Its some special template thing that has to be numbered paragraphs and special words here and there, but I dont know exactly what they are.

I have done one before, but I cant find it or remember what I did.

I also cant rememeber who showed me how to do it..

I would not waste yor time you will lose anyway ( after all your only a bloke!) walk away now before it sends you.....................
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBfxl_T6ldg.......like me!

IS this like a character witness statement? Need to know what type exactly.

TMOTS

HH, try the CAB - they're free advice, some of them are solicitors but others are not. Give them a try man. I'm sorry I can't help more than giving that suggestion. You don't need an appointment, just walk in and wait your turn.

Fanks chaps!

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I would not waste yor time you will lose anyway ( after all your only a bloke!) walk away now before it sends you.....................
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBfxl_T6ldg.......like me!

Aye. Made the mistake of responding to false allegations, ended up getting dragged in where I didnt want to go! Going to courts is an excercise in self abuse and masochism. But once you get dragged into that shithole vortex of evil filth, they pretty much insist you dont try and get out till every parasite has gorged themselves..

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IS this like a character witness statement? Need to know what type exactly.

TMOTS

Just a statement in response to a pack of lies and filth from alcoholic lizard faced child abusing mother and Child Alienation Faciliting Child Abusing Statist Scum. (Cafcass)..


Just need an example of one or something to I can include the special words such as "I swear that this statement is a factual representation of my utter disgust at the bloodsucking scum feeding in this family abbatoir", or whatever the precise legal terms may be.. and what to include etc, how to number the paragraphs and write it etc so that tapeworms can pretend to give a flying fuck about it..

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HH, try the CAB - they're free advice, some of them are solicitors but others are not. Give them a try man. I'm sorry I can't help more than giving that suggestion. You don't need an appointment, just walk in and wait your turn.

Aye, that could be useful. There must be someone here who has done this? I am banned from all the fathers groups in the UK, or I would ask them of course!

When I do find out, Ill get the template or whatever and put it on this site so that other folk who may want to do this can get it for free. would be useful to provide such.

Hopefully, someone will be able to beat me to it, cant find owt myself and writing the meat of the rant now.. Just need the template and special legalBS words..

I........*. of.....................* do solemly swear on this, the ......* day of ......* in the year of our Princess 201....* that this statement is the nearest anyone can expect to get to the Truth in the FC and is probably within a mile. Or two. Not that anyone cares.

To save time, I did it.

Whatever it is.

If I didn't, it is all my fault.

Given on the date above and witnessesed by .............................*. of ..................................*
and
.................................* of ...................................*

And signed in the presence of ......................................*
who is an Official signitory of Documents in the County of ....................* or Rutland.

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Fanks chaps!












Aye, that could be useful. There must be someone here who has done this? I am banned from all the fathers groups in the UK, or I would ask them of course!

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I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Groucho Marx

I'm not sure if this is what you're looking for? http://www.wikicrimeline.co.uk/image..._Statement.pdf

Found here: Witness statement - CrimeLine from Andrew Keogh

On or abart 6 firty pm larst Mundy, I was walkin' in a westerly direction down the 'Igh Street - that is, from the big numbers toward the little numbers - when I observes wiv the corner of me left eye, the accused, wot was looking back at me from a shop window and is wot is nar sittin' over there.

it is a terrible reality when a man knows he is about to be done like a dinner in a star chamber set up to do him like a dinner ;

I am not crowing full well realising the power of the feminit system to trash men and realising that luck played a significant role in my own marriage surviving

I took the bet she was a sincere woman and she was and is

I don't think I would make the same choice of marriage as the dice have been even further loaded agin sincere men in this gynocracy we compete in