The Annual Smug-Thieving-Fuck-Holding-A-Red-Briefcase Ceremony

There was also praise for a new £12.5m investment fund which will specifically target women entrepreneurs. Pam Alexander, co-chair of the Women's Enterprise Task Force, said: "We have advocated the creation of such a fund for women as one of our top five priorities. This fund presents an opportunity to create a bridge between aspiring entrepreneurs and capital."

Sure, why not throw twelve and a half million squid at women and their batty ideas for businesses. Let the men who start businesses on their own initiative and who risk bankruptcy by begging for small-business loans to get off the ground fork out the taxes to cover this cost.

It is astonishing that women will bang on and on about how equal - nay, superior - they are to men, yet see no contradiction in demanding special treatment. This Mzz Alexander seems to effortlessly put on a positive spin to what is quite frankly an acknowledgement by the government that women are fucking useless in business, hence the need to have a 'bridge between aspiring entrepreneurs and capital'; i.e. lots of money to fund half-baked schemes.

But only those half-baked schemes thought up by women. Obviously.

Making such a fund available to men too would come close to 'sexual equality', something feminists worship only when convenient but regard with horror when it may puts them and all other non-willie-owners at a disadvantage.

And there's loads of taxes going on booze too. As usual. Fucking hell, how unfair is that? How can they make booze more expensive? Getting fucking smashed out our skulls is the only way us Brits can try and blot out the horror of finding ourselves lingering in the wretched over-taxed Socialist shithole of an EU-region this former-country has become.

Well, we could try armed insurrection, but guns are outlawed. So, as the old saying goes; only the outlaws have guns. Like the government.

And I see Child Benefit is going up too. Great. That means childless people like me are going to be subsidising people with kids even more and working people with kids are going to be subsidising workshy single mothers even more.

It does seem that single mothers will not get any extra benefits beyond simple unemployment benefit once their illegitimate bastards turn 12; whoopee-fucking-do, that'll mean they'll just get knocked up again before their existing bastard turns 12 instead of 18 like they currently do. Everyone knows the majority of single mothers become single mothers deliberately for the sole purpose of avoiding having to work for a living.

If you readers of this humble blog will excuse me, I'm off to drink a load of Victory Gin and then I'm going to lean out of my bedroom window and shake my fist in the general direction of Westminster whilst shouting "Cocksuckers!" until I either pass-out on the window-ledge or a neighbour calls the police, whichever conclusion to the night occurs soonest.

This fucking cuntry!

Eternal Bachelor