18 June 2006

A new game

Inspired by the amusing insults and abuse one can rapidly receive by simply speaking out against feminism and rejecting modern Western women, I've invented a great new game called Fembot Bingo!

It can be played anywhere - on blogs, forums or even real life, if that still exists - where you receive a torrent of abuse from a woman after daring to question the righteousness of feminism or, indeed, merely criticising or rejecting women in some way.

All you have to do is print out the following:



Each time the woman who is confronting you throws one of the listed accusations at you, you cross it off.

If you get a whole line (horizontally or vertically) you stand up and shout House!

If you get them all crossed off, you shout Fembot Bingo! and collect your prize, which is the self-satisfying knowledge that you've really, really pissed off some feminist.