Violent Extortionist Wins in Court. One legged and one eyed

**Percy** · #1 19th-March-2008

In a brilliant display of judicial incompetence, a Judge has awarded Heather Mills a fortune depite her clear lack of need and even in face of a violent assault on an officer of the Court.

But Heather is a woman, so she gets rewarded.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20185033,00.html
Heather's Big Budget: Housekeeping & Helicopters

Heather Mills sought money for horses she doesn't ride and wine she doesn't drink, says a judge who found her divorce-settlement demands "unreasonable, indeed exorbitant."

In court documents in her case against Paul McCartney, Mills estimated her living expenses, including millions of dollars yearly for housekeepers, helicopter pilots, clothes, chauffeur and security guards.
Here's a rundown of her projected expenses:

• Mills claimed for seven fully staffed properties with full-time housekeepers in the annual sum of $1.29 million. "I cannot be allowed to be made a homeless person, just cuz I screwed Paul", she says

• Annual holiday costs of $1 million including private and helicopter flights of $375,000. "I have a lot of luggage"

• $250,000 for clothes per year. Heather tells reporters that she plans to shed lots and lots of clothes when she resumes her old job as a high-class hooker. "Meanwhile I need to dress to go out and have you SEEN the price of one-legged trouser suits??".

• $60,000 for equestrian activities annually. The judge noted she no longer rides horses.) "I have to get a special saddle cuz of my missing leg', she tells our Court Reporter.

• $80,000 for wine a year. The judge pointed out she does not drink alcohol. "I could always take to drink, you know, so there!", Heather wimpered defiantly.

• $86,000 for a driver a year. ""Escorts always have drivers"

• $40,000 for a carer and $380,000 for professional fees p.a. "I intend to do a lot of professional caring"

• $1.08 million a year for security. "I heard that Paul is buying the British Small Arms factory on the advice of a really terrible chap called Percy, or something"

• $1.25 million annually to give as charitable donations but Mills admitted $985,000 would be used en route in helicopters, first class and private jets. " You don't expect me to give it away in the street do you, like a Soho hooker".

• $146,000 for the cost of business staff and $80,000 for helicopter hospital flights a year. "I intend to go to hospital lots and lots of times and get HUGE amounts of public sympathy"
(The Judge is not reported to have said, "God alone knows how much she put in for shoes but at least the demands could have been halved as she only has one friggin' foot".)
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23456467-details/Heather+Mills+launches+astonishing+court+rant+afte r+winning+%C2%A324.3m+divorce+payout/article.do
£700 for every hour of the marriage ... and Heather Mills is STILL moaning
Women everywhere in Britain can breathe a sigh, knowing that the minimum wage of UKP 11.66 per marriage minute has been established and enshrined. PM, Gordon Brown does not say it will affect inflation. In fact he says, "FUck me !!"

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20184901,00.html

Reports: Heather Soaks Paul's Divorce Attorney

Doused in water overflowing from Heather's courtroom sustenance, Paul's lawyer gets new hairdo. Heather will send her a water bill.

Wallet · #2 19th-March-2008

Not bad for being a whore for 3.5 years. That is all she is a greed hog whore. She should of gotten far less than she got....

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Violent Extortionist Wins in Court. One legged and one eyed

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