Thread: The value of sex in this day and age

Quote from Greyshades

I'll be honest, I have never seen the show once in my life. Or any court show for that matter. The one talk show I've ever watched on my own time was Dr. Phil, and he's got some interesting stuff going on. I've actually seen an episode or two where he was talking about women abusing men. I promise you will NEVER see that on Oprah.

Dr. Phil is a tool and Orca Winfrey is nothing but an overfed pig who has made a fortune off of demonizing men and peddling fraud!

But she helped save the African women from... oh... wait...

/sarcasm

I thought Dr Phil was Oprah's alter ego

He is similiar, I'll admit. But Oprah is no psychologist. She's a blatant and annoying feminazi. Dr. Phil actually tries to help BOTH men and women.

Or maybe I'm completely wrong >_>

He is similiar, I'll admit. But Oprah is no psychologist. She's a blatant and annoying feminazi. Dr. Phil actually tries to help BOTH men and women.

Or maybe I'm completely wrong >_>

'Dr' Phil got his 'psychology' qualification by sending in three Weetbix packets to Kellogg.

'Dr' Phil tries to help himself and his reputation with the ladies but is bugger-all help to the poor sods he humiliates infront of a studio audience and 20 million daytime TV viewers who sit at home 'oppressed' by having someone work for them.

So I am completely wrong? Though I don't think Kellogg qualifies you for anything... or is school that f***ed up these days?

Quote from Greyshades

Though I don't think Kellogg qualifies you for anything... or is school that f***ed up these days?

Maybe it is!

Ive knobbed just about everything that walks, crawls, swims or flies on this good and green planet and I can honestly say it has..

1. Never done me any harm.

2. Never done me any good.

I dread to think just how much a percentage of my life has "wasted" by the buffoonery of the boner..

For some odd reason, I am starting to actually get quite repulsed by porn, sex, women as sex objects in general, in a similar way to how I was prior to becoming a knobhound round about the age of 20 or so..

It is.. So massively wasteful an activity.. But, I suppose very much of human activity is.. Simply indulgence for the sake of it..

All this talk about sex and relationships is wierd, because I can honestly say I have at times felt more satisfaction, pleasure and true love from shafting paid sex workers than I have from sliding the slammer home to women I have been married to..

I think, things change depending on your age etc..

When I was a young man, I wanted love and all that shit, but I still had desires for a bit of the old dirty as well.. But, I did not think it was right to indulge.., so did not..

Then, I discovered in time that "love" is temporary anyway, at least for women, they seem unable to go the long haul and cant be relied on..

So, I got to enjoy the pros.. and they were the best things, what made life worth living..

Then, I sorta started to get bored of pro's, or maybe I just wanted to settle down and and have a family again, meet a nice piece of cunt and all that shit..

Doesnt seem to work anymore though, its all fucked up and theres no going back is there?

One thing I just don't seem to want to do anymore, and have not done for about 15 or so years, is go and get some professional piece of pie..

I dont know why prostitutes no longer appeal to me, I used to really love them and they were the main thing that kept me sane and stopped me from going on some sort of serial killing spree..

Maybe its like those porn films you see on the web. Just seems too mechanical and drug fuelled.. No Soul there is there?

Hey I got a joke for you. How can you tell the difference between good porn and a bad porn? 9 times out of 10 bad porn has electronic music, while good porn has jazzy, relaxed, instrumental music. Not much of a joke, I know, but it does seem to be true most of the time.

But yeah, sex is a waste of money and time for the most part. Sure, it feels good for the duration of it, but it's never all that satisfying. It you really wanted to feel good, meditate or do something that will satisfy you.

I remember a "Parkinson" interview with Michael Cain a couple of decades ago.

He was asked to to comment on the "toning" down of his playboy lifestyle and he replied, "It has more to do with age than morality"

He then told a story about Robert Redford, who by then was a mature actor. Redford was asked, "What's it like to know that you could have almost any woman in the world?"

Redford replied, "Where were they when I needed them?"

Hahoo, for a man with such experience, intellectual ability and capacity for seeing wood, it astonishes me that you do not chase your thoughts and subject them to a good rogering as you do loose women.

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I remember a "Parkinson" interview with Michael Cain a couple of decades ago.

He was asked to to comment on the "toning" down of his playboy lifestyle and he replied, "It has more to do with age than morality"

He then told a story about Robert Redford, who by then was a mature actor. Redford was asked, "What's it like to know that you could have almost any woman in the world?"

Redford replied, "Where were they when I needed them?"

Yeah, I bet Johnathan Brandis said the same thing. Sadly, he committed suicide and he was only 27 years of age.