I dunno... I smell troll.

Oh Otay, hehehe.

Nice try, junior!

My advice: masturbate and stop trolling.

It's safer.

In the spirit of a men's forum, I will make a few suggestions.

Go to Confession. There is little use hanging about with rude, nasty girls and oggling them if you don't want to be a sinner. Otherwise just throw yourself whole-heartedly into being an authentic shagger. Then you can go to Confession with some Integriy.

Have you tried to attract the attention of some really nice girls? It doesn't sound like it to me. No-one at Church takes your fancy? If you are having some reluctance to talk to a nice girl because, say, she isn't dressed in so little clothing that her underwear is on display, perhaps you could steal some knickers off her clothes line and then return them to her with an apology. I hear it can be quite an ice-breaker. Although other things often get broken too.

Then there are your mates. I am sure you must have a few chaps in your circle who aren't jerks and one or two might have sisters. Asking them if you can nearly roger their sister might get you close. But.... make sure you tell them 'nearly' and that you really want to save yourself until the wedding night. Start by calling them 'Bro'.

I hope this helps.

Ok who left the troll food out again? I know we have to feed a resident already but when you guys forget to put the troll chow away they come over from feminist forums and lower the property value.

I'll get the rolled up newspaper and the Troll away spray!

{sprays Troll away} go away bad troll bad!

Quote from Percy

In the spirit of a men's forum, I will make a few suggestions.

Go to Confession. There is little use hanging about with rude, nasty girls and oggling them if you don't want to be a sinner. Otherwise just throw yourself whole-heartedly into being an authentic shagger. Then you can go to Confession with some Integriy.

Have you tried to attract the attention of some really nice girls? It doesn't sound like it to me. No-one at Church takes your fancy? If you are having some reluctance to talk to a nice girl because, say, she isn't dressed in so little clothing that her underwear is on display, perhaps you could steal some knickers off her clothes line and then return them to her with an apology. I hear it can be quite an ice-breaker. Although other things often get broken too.

Then there are your mates. I am sure you must have a few chaps in your circle who aren't jerks and one or two might have sisters. Asking them if you can nearly roger their sister might get you close. But.... make sure you tell them 'nearly' and that you really want to save yourself until the wedding night. Start by calling them 'Bro'.

I hope this helps.

Thats good advice. Just find a nice girl. I should stop hanging out with loose women if I don't want to end up with one. Sorry about the post guys. This site is awesome, feminism has wrecked society. From a catholic perspective, it is FEMINISM that Our Lady Of Fatima warned us about.

It is feminism that is the primary destroyer of society and/or the nuclear family.

Feminism, with all its wicked movies in the media like American Pie, Hangover, Superbad, etc. encourages young girls in high school to act as slutty as possible. Then they go to college, join a sorrority, get more booze and drugs hanging out with frat guys and become even more sluttly. Then they get out of college, get a cushy job and work corporate america for a while. When they hit their mid twenties, all the sudden they want to settle down with a "nice guy". What they don't realize is that their previous promiscuity in their youth is a complete turn off and unattractive as a man who wants a wife/mother to their children. This is what teachers/parents/pastors/priests used to tell young girls in the 40's and 50's until the sexual revoulution and womens "liberation." Give me a break.

hit the road running while you still can

Whats the problem? If you are a devout Catholic, go to church on sundays and look for the type of girl you are searching for. Also catholics are quite tight knt and they have their own dating websites - one of my best friends just found a wife through one (-:

Hmmm, want a wifey eh? As long as you know what you are getting into first. When the inevitable happens, you may be prepared for it if you research your commitment risk and benefits. You have a 52% chance of divorcing, out of that 52% chance, 94% of of that you can be sure to pay for that catholic non-slut for the rest of your life.

In my honest opinion, no vagina is worth that much of a risk. Bang em and kick em to the curb. Keep your money were it is in better hands, your bank account.

get the fuck outa here

I agree, he should aviod marraige, or better still get married in Malta there is no divore on any ground whatsoever there !

First, I suggest you seriously research the idea of marrying. I don't know what it's like in the UAE but I know it's getting worse: i.e. more like the west in terms of feminism. Marriage has little to recommend it for the sensible male in a feminist matriarchy.

Second, stop going to places for girls where you only find girls you aren't interested in.

Third, stop going to places to meet girls.

Fourth, get some real interests in life, start doing whatever interests you. In time, you will find yourself chatting with a woman who shares some of the same interests and she'll start to become a friend.

I'm always wary of people who list in their profile an Arab country. In this case United Arab Emirates. It's been my experience feminists and trolls routinely list these, as they perceive them to be countries where women are lacking in rights.

I might, however, be wrong in this particular instance.