A tip of the Counter-
Feminist hat to
Male Samizdat, from whose most worthy web log I re-post the following. Let's spread this one around and make it a men's movement classic, shall we?
By the way, this kind of blow-by-blow parody is elementary counter-
feminism in action, because it generates direct, simple and very efficient
blocking energy.
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Only Women Can Stop False Rape Accusations
- If a man is drunk, don't falsely accuse him of rape.
- If a man is walking alone at night, don't falsely accuse him of rape.
- If a man is drugged and unconscious, don't falsely accuse him of rape.
- If a man is wearing shorts, don't falsely accuse him of rape.
- If a man is in a bar at 11:00 p.m., don't falsely accuse him of rape.
- If a man looks like one of your twelve ex-husbands, don't falsely accuse him of rape.
- If a man is asleep in his bed, don't falsely accuse him of rape.
- If a man is asleep in your bed, don't falsely accuse him of rape.
- If a man if fixing his car, don't falsely accuse him of rape.
- If a man is in the hospital, don't falsely accuse him of rape.
- If a man changes his mind in the middle of or about a particular activity (like giving you money), don't falsely accuse him of rape.
- If a man has repeatedly refused a certain activity (like giving you money), don't falsely accuse him of rape.
- If a man is not a man, but a child, don't falsely accuse him of rape...or rape him (like many female schoolteachers these days).
- If a man is not in the mood to spend money or time on you, don't falsely accuse him of rape.
- If your step-son is watching TV, don't falsely accuse him of rape.
- If you break into a house and find a man there, don't falsely accuse him of rape.
- If your friend thinks it's okay to falsely accuse someone of rape, tell her its not, and that she's not your friend.
- If your "friend" tells you she falsely accused someone of rape, report her to the police.
- If your sorority-sister or another girl at a party tell you she is angry with a man and is going to falsely accuse him of rape, and you should too, don't do it, call the police and tell her she's a liar.
- Tell your daughters, god-daughters, nieces, granddaughters, daughters of friends it's not okay to falsely accuse someone of rape.
- Don't tell your male friends how to be safe and avoid false accusations of rape.
- Don't imply that it's in any way his fault.
- Don't imply that men have it coming to them and deserve it anyway.
- Don't let silence imply agreement when someone tells you she got away with a false rape report.
- Don't perpetuate a culture that tells you that you have every right to use the courts to destroy a man. You can, too, help yourself.
If you agree, re-post it. It's that important.
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14th-July-2007
