Yet another caption competition, and no - there's no prizes!

Marx · #1 12th-May-2007

I'm sure we can think of a few captions for this piccy.

Here's my effort

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The fat, bearded lesbian saved humanity without even realising. Having had her usual afternoon snooze, she inadvertantly blocked the King Dalek from initiating it's attack... as it was prized against an opening-in door. Bearded feminists 1 / Supreme life forms 0

Tyrael · #2 12th-May-2007

Err that's a guy.

Mysterious bearded guy is pondering ways to stop feminist female supremacists.

bola · #3 12th-May-2007

Exterminate! Exterminate the seat of the patriarchy!

**chevalier** · #4 12th-May-2007

Introducing the Femitron 9650 with enough sperm and labido killing radiation that in mere minutes your man will become a total house pet. Blind fold included.

Marx · #5 12th-May-2007

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Originally Posted by Tyrael

Err that's a guy.

It was a sincere error on my part, I genuinely thought it was a bearded femidyke.

selkie · #6 13th-May-2007

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Originally Posted by Marx

It was a sincere error on my part, I genuinely thought it was a bearded femidyke.

LOL

could be .... hormone replacements?

OT - while I was looking something up a question on yahoo answers

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Is there anyway I can,in the future,change our men-centered society into a more woman-centered world?

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Best Answer - Chosen by Asker

Yes,there is only one doorway of oppurtunity for that to happen.I don't know whether you'd seek a career in this but the best way is to take a few computer courses and directing courses then if it is possible make a movie and infiltrate the media.The media is the right arm to the anarchy.

One answer (I don't think it answers the question but it is still a good reply)

Quote:

1. Open your own doors
2. Start leaving the seat up for us
3. Stop tearing up when a cop pulls you over
4. Pick up an M-16 and fight
5. Hang up and drive
6. Get a job that involves physical labor and keep up with the men
7. Start serving equal time for equal crime
8. Stop screwing your way up the corporate ladder
9. Kill spiders, bugs, snakes, etc yourself
10. Stop demanding the day shift so you can be at home with the kids.
11. Stop whining

Another answer

Quote:

Shirley, I think quite sincere it would not work. But maybe, who knows. Just look at the world around and look at the women. It was a good way to try to be equal with men when there was no election right for women and they could only care the household and have lots of kids. Today it has changed a lot and now it is time to think what makes a woman happy to enjoy the life fully. And so it is the highest time let the hard physical work to men and with all demands for respect and legal equality put through our needs. In the career and in the care of the kids and even in what is really female. Nobody but a woman can create a home for children and nobody but a woman is able to live her life based on the feelings. The inside world of her and her thinking is difficult for a man to understand because he does not have this ability. And that is the way out. The attitude to the topic. We can say, the man can hardly be equal to a woman. Have a nice day and don´t let it spoilt by stupid answers.

Can someone please explain what she is trying to say because when I read it, it does not make any sense. I'm being serious by the way.

Marx · #7 13th-May-2007

Seriously, Selkie, as I read the last quotation tag in your above post, I too struggled to comprehend it's meaning... I was going to let someone else answer for me LoL but then I read your comments, explaining you couldn't understand it too. Pheeew!

yeah, definately a whole lot of gobbledeegook going on from that user.

**the sad geek** · #8 13th-May-2007

Feminazi dresses as Dalek to increase attractiveness, but still gets rejected.

**the sad geek** · #9 13th-May-2007

Selkie, I read it as:

We women needed to get the vote to be equal. We have got that now. Time for the next step (superiority). Men are only good for menial duties, we women should concentrate on furthering our interests. Only women are good enough to be a mother and homemaker. Only women are good enough to be female with their superior emotional abilities. The answer is to have an attitude of superiority. That will make the world more woman-centered. Eventually it should be impossible to conceive of mere men as being equal to women.

Female chauvinism methinks.

Then again, it's 3 AM and I've downed a few beers, so I could be wrong...

Marx · #10 13th-May-2007

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Originally Posted by the sad geek

Then again, it's 3 AM and I've downed a few beers, so I could be wrong...

I had to read that twice. It's nearly 3am here too, but I read the above as "...and I've downloaded a few beers..." LoL