Picture caption #5: Competitions are back!
This is a discussion on Picture caption #5: Competitions are back! within the Competitions forums, part of the General category; You know the drill, people Do your best, let's have some fun! (from now on, every week there will be ...
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3rd-February-2007
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Clarence could only look on as his wife spent his birthday money for the 5th time in a row
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3rd-February-2007
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After his wife got excited over a board game- Clarence couldn't help but think what she'd do once those divorce lawyers got their hands round his balls
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3rd-February-2007
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The oppressed housewife only had £3,000 to spend this week on shoes
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3rd-February-2007
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Slapper Sally had her eye on her next punter
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3rd-February-2007
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Whilst Clarence worried over the mortgage- Denise's thoughts were of handbags, shoes and scarfs
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4th-February-2007
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The final lesson in "Women's studies 101: How to 'have it all' without paying a penny." was a huge success
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4th-February-2007
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Eddys masculinist awakening occured when he realised that this board game symbolised his sorry life,after she regularily punched him in the head, the bitch done gone and monopolised his money, taken his his house,his car,stolen all his assets screwed him over real good and cos shes female got a get out of jail free card. feminism is a disease the Doc is working on a cure. Symptoms include compulsive liar, constant aggression, allergic to logic, often affects women who are fat with short hair and big earings, but can be normal looking. Reason tablets three taken daily. If the sufferer displays shaming tactics double the dose. Remarkably the illness disappears in disaster zones. | ||||
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4th-February-2007
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Wheee! Time for another baby!
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6th-February-2007
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That last one liner is a stunner MT direct, simple Guaranteed to create More bachelors LOL!!! feminism is a disease the Doc is working on a cure. Symptoms include compulsive liar, constant aggression, allergic to logic, often affects women who are fat with short hair and big earings, but can be normal looking. Reason tablets three taken daily. If the sufferer displays shaming tactics double the dose. Remarkably the illness disappears in disaster zones. | ||||
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10th-February-2007
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I guess now we get to vote for our favorites to get the winner. I'll go with MT's "Egbert wished that he had listened to his mates when they told him not to get married." I was deciding between that and Fred X's "After his wife got excited over a board game- Clarence couldn't help but think what she'd do once those divorce lawyers got their hands round his balls". It was a tough call, because both are great. BTW, should we make a poll, or do we just write here which caption is our favorite?
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