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Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."
Husband : "How about the ones like mine?"
Wife : "Those they gave away."
Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning off pussy. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand."
Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?"
Husband : "That's where they held the auction."
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Another husband abusing his wife!! Poor woman. She should get a restraining order against him!!!!
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He had helium for breakfast in order to set out to prove or disprove the existence of his wife's glass ceiling! Quote from Marx
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Quote from Marx - The corner shops' own brand of Baked-Beans sure do have awesome after-effects...
- No matter how hard they tried, the invisible door would not open.
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Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."
Husband : "How about the ones like mine?"
Wife : "Those they gave away."
Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning off pussy. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand."
Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?"
Husband : "That's where they held the auction."
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Thelma was enraged by skid marks....... "Go buy some 'OMO' !", she cried as she sent Marx to the supermarket.
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Only women are victims of abuse so get outta this shelter dick! Quote from Marx Chevalier.
"no greater love hath a man than to lay down his life for his brother."
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I am empowered now weeeeeeeeeeeee! Quote from Marx Chevalier.
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You're getting off easy this time!! The next time you ask for sex when I'm not in the mood, I'll cut off your tallywacker!!! Quote from Marx "Rights for women and responsibilities for men is really license for women, slavery for men, and liberty for neither. " Dylan MacVillain
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My attorney asked me to toss him some business. I decided to toss him instead, off the courthouse.
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OK this is the trust you as far as I can throw you test if you pass I might let you ask me on a date. Quote from Marx Chevalier.
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Scientists say stories of women losing their femininity are exaggerated.
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Feminists have become bored of the hammer throw, so they've decided to spice it up a bit. Quote from Marx
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Raising a growing boy as a single mum presented some special problems in Superman's early life....
Try as she may, Superman's mum just couldn't teach him 'the knack'....
Totally out of botox and wanting to turn back time, Superman's mum gave him a hand with the 'Speed of Light' problem.....
Cum dilectione hominum et odio vitiorum
Love the Sinner but not the Sin.
(St. Augustine)
“ For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers,
against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. “
(and within ourselves)
(Ephesians 6:12 (KJV)
A Feminist is a human being who has lost her way and turned vicious.
If you meet one on the road as you Go your Own Way,
offer kindness but keep your sword drawn.
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Andrea was determined to provoke Harry Dworkin to domestic violence....
Although Arnold had told all on his IMBRA form, Svetlana had said nothing about her Olympic Hammer Throwing aspirations....
Cum dilectione hominum et odio vitiorum
Love the Sinner but not the Sin.
(St. Augustine)
“ For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers,
against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. “
(and within ourselves)
(Ephesians 6:12 (KJV)
A Feminist is a human being who has lost her way and turned vicious.
If you meet one on the road as you Go your Own Way,
offer kindness but keep your sword drawn.
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F*ck off . . . . I can wash my own socks!! Quote from Marx Last edited by Marx; 17th-August-2008 at 12:33 PM. Reason: formatting
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