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Caption Contest 2010 Jan

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    Caption Contest 2010 Jan


    I realise there's only a few days left for January, but what the hell.. it's been a while since we've had a caption contest.

    You've got until 31st Jan 2010 23:59 GMT to place your caption for the below image:

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    The most offensive thing you can do to a feminist is treat her with FULL equality.
    Wife : "I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars."
    Husband : "How about the ones like mine?"
    Wife : "Those they gave away."
    Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning off pussy. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand."
    Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?"
    Husband : "That's where they held the auction."

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    I heard that haahoo blew all his money on whores to ensure his ex wife would not get any..

    I reckon if I eat another few hundred of these, if the ex wants her share of the money, I'll give her a shovel and tell her to take her share round the back..

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    O'Bama's Health Plan in action.

    Cum dilectione hominum et odio vitiorum
    Love the Sinner but not the Sin.
    (St. Augustine)

    For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers,
    against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places. “
    (and within ourselves)
    (Ephesians 6:12 (KJV)

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    If you meet one on the road as you Go your Own Way,
    offer kindness but keep your sword drawn.
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    Re: Caption Contest 2010 Jan

    .....And a Diet Coke.
    God kept His word and sent His Prophet in this day.

    Judgement is coming, time is fast running out !!!

    Do you know where you stand with God ?

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    Man the old ticker is going to feel this in the morning
    When the femanazis tell me it's their way or the highway I tell them to fuck off and die, because at lest the highway leads to new and intresting places, their ways is a dead end.

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    Where have you been all my life?
    "...it is clear that anti-male bigotry is a widespread and dangerous virulent phenomenon. If Andrea Dworkin, Catherine Mackinnon, Mary Daly and their online groupies ... are not enough to convince you consider Valerie Solanas." - my words from my blog - http://funktardtroll.blogspot.com/20...ry-exists.html

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    .....And a Diet Coke.
    LOL!

    Sounds like America. The jumbo-burger/diet coke diet plan. We call it (tee hee) being health conscious.

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    Is that to go...?
    Guys, you need to check out MY BLOG!!!

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    American masculinists saved relations between America and Haiti after American feminists visited offering women contraception. Major protests broke out in earthquake areas when Haiti women accused Americans of pimping them to solve social problems.
    Ignorance is the Oppressor, Vigilance the Liberator.

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    Quote Quote from julie View Post
    American masculinists saved relations between America and Haiti after American feminists visited offering women contraception. Major protests broke out in earthquake areas when Haiti women accused Americans of pimping them to solve social problems.
    Well, that certainly is a unique interpretation of this picture.
    "...it is clear that anti-male bigotry is a widespread and dangerous virulent phenomenon. If Andrea Dworkin, Catherine Mackinnon, Mary Daly and their online groupies ... are not enough to convince you consider Valerie Solanas." - my words from my blog - http://funktardtroll.blogspot.com/20...ry-exists.html

    “Someone who agrees with you 80 per cent of the time is a friend and ally, not a 20 per cent traitor.” - Ronald Reagan

    Ohso is Julian Real's secret lover.

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    With my shovel I dug up Mary Daly, and with my mincer and some seasoning she's on the menu daily.
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    Quote Quote from Celtic Druid View Post
    With my shovel I dug up Mary Daly, and with my mincer and some seasoning she's on the menu daily.
    That guy would have to be even more of a food junkie than he looks like to eat the corpse of that Medusa!
    "...it is clear that anti-male bigotry is a widespread and dangerous virulent phenomenon. If Andrea Dworkin, Catherine Mackinnon, Mary Daly and their online groupies ... are not enough to convince you consider Valerie Solanas." - my words from my blog - http://funktardtroll.blogspot.com/20...ry-exists.html

    “Someone who agrees with you 80 per cent of the time is a friend and ally, not a 20 per cent traitor.” - Ronald Reagan

    Ohso is Julian Real's secret lover.

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    .....And a Diet Coke.
    Classic winning line.

    Thank you all for participating, sorry it took me a while to get around to selecting a winner - good job, Rob!
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    Husband : "How about the ones like mine?"
    Wife : "Those they gave away."
    Husband : "I had a dream too...I dreamt they were auctioning off pussy. The pretty ones went for a thousand dollars, and the little tight ones went for two thousand."
    Wife : "And how much for the ones like mine?"
    Husband : "That's where they held the auction."


 

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