Thread: Witnessed Dumbasses of Humanity

That's nothing!
I've had woman come up to me in the store and ask me when the store closed. I said the store is open 24-hours then she said "So the store closes in 24 hour?"
I wanted to grab her by the throat and shout "You dumb fuck! The store isn't going to close!"

Quote from Zuberi

That's nothing!
I've had woman come up to me in the store and ask me when the store closed. I said the store is open 24-hours then she said "So the store closes in 24 hour?"
I wanted to grab her by the throat and shout "You dumb fuck! The store isn't going to close!"

That is high quality stupidity right there

Such people are thick. They have IQs at room temp.

How about picking on spastics or mongols next. And there have to be some armless thalidomides who made it into your region.

And how are your troubles, by the way?

My 2 year old daughter put her shoes on the wrong feet last week!

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Heres a nice tale of shame..

I had sex with a strange woman in a nightclub, she was deliberately bending over in front of me, so it was obvious she wanted it..

Then, my mate said to me "you cant do that in here!"..

After I had shot my load into the spunk-bucket tart and wiped my dick on his trousers, I asked him "how the fuck did you get a Masters Degree when you have such a lack of understanding as to what is possible?"..

I have done it several times, just to reassure folk that "you cant do that" is NOT necessarily anything that needs to be taken any notice of!!



Doing everything by the rules, is a sure sign of a TRUE DUMBFUCK!!

Your dick rules, haahoo.

You should be writting a book: 'The Philosophy of the Penis'.

Viscount, the Honourable Percy Wingman will be pleased to write the Introduction.

When I discussed with my mom that I had told my dad about my new boyfriend, she said that he's probably gone and told other people. I just about chewed out my mom because she should know what my dad is like by now! He doesn't do that shit!