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sounds very earnest, very subjective, very hysterical
Sounds like it was written after one reefer too many at a 60's sit in.
Feminist pledge?
They always do the opposite of what they say.Freds laughter says it all
they now parody themselves with every utterance......

We will, however, draw up a libelous list of one-sided and largely exaggerated complaints in a sanctimonious tone, for maximal manipulative effect.

“Sounds like it was written after one reefer too many at a 60's sit in.”

Lol that was the “vibe” I got.

Luckily, through my numerous prior conversations with stoners, I think IÂ’ve acquired the ability to decipher whatÂ’s being said here:

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Roles should be based on interests, not chromosomes. There will be no gender-limitations placed on human potential.

Translation:

We will ban the word “sex” with regard to differentiating between men and women, as this implies that roles may be in part biologically, and not wholly socially determined. We will still enforce what WE determine to de acceptable roles for each gender. We will continue to belittle housewives, and all those women who chose motherhood over a career. We will continue to produce textbooks for schools that show the (optional) father figure attending to the ironing whilst the mother changes a light bulb, because this after all, is the way things should be.

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We will not use a myriad of negative epitaphs in music or media to refer to you. In fact, I don't believe so many such epitaphs exist for men, so we would be limited already.

Translation:

We will continue to promote and fund the feminist controlled media that advocates the ideal of the single, independent woman who utterly abhors the notion of family. We will ban any form of media that portrays women in a negative light, or shows women to be responsible for their own actions.

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We will not blame you for causing divorce, gaining profits from divorce, marrying for money, being a bad single parent, or smoking around children or pregnant women. We must find the roots of problems and work on potential solutions together.

Translation:

You (men) WILL continue to tolerate womenÂ’s legally enshrined ability to gain financially from divorce. We will fail to adjust the laws over child custody or the division of property following divorce, so that women still benefit on the whole, and we will justify this by saying that you have exactly the same right to do so, when of course you donÂ’t. We will encourage divorce at all costs, because our exhaustive studies have shown that the most stable, productive societies are those in which families are financially encouraged to break up, and we will give them all the legal capacity to do so. We will continue to promote the myth that fathers and men in general pose a risk to children, and must therefore ensure contact between them is kept to a bare minimum. We will of course continue to hide the facts over the true nature of child abuse.

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We will hold each other responsible for our actions and our behaviors. If one gender becomes too powerful or exploitative, we will, like a system of checks and balances, hold each other accountable.

If, as a result of our female centred promotion policies, women begin to dominate economically or politically, we will claim that this is the manifestation of our inherent superiority. “What, we said that we wouldn’t use scientists to prove how flawed or genetically inferior men are? No, there’s no record of us saying anything of that nature.” Further, when questioned on this, we will claim that a lack of female participation in politics and other high powered jobs in the past now justifies our dominance, and men should in no way feel aggrieved by the fact that positive discrimination bars them from certain occupations because they don’t have a vagina.


Finally, if society begins to collapse under the strain of the unsustainable demographic situation we have engineered, we will blame men through shaming their inability or unwillingness to commit. Remember: We have made the bed, YOU must now lie in it.

Reads like a very bad French ( or mainland European) constitution. Maybe they can find a Mangina to go over it and give it a more scientific feel to it? Manginas know how to sound warm and fuzzy with a logical flare, and then become cynical at the drop of a hat? Speaking of which...

I think someone's bitter! Does big Bola need a hug? Let's put on our happy faces! You really must stop projecting you cynicism on to others, if you really want to keep your brand of "feminism is our friend" in play. Let's say it together, "I'm smart enough, I'm strong enough and dog gone it people like me." We need some good vibes people! Bola doesn't feel we are sending out positive energy. Let's hold hands (virtually), and eat some tofu ( just a bit), drink some soya milk (I need a beer) and sing, sing , sing coom-bye-ya ma lord, coom bye ya.....

Louder so Bolas everywhere can hear our happy feet and general good will to all feminists everywhere! Coom by ya ma lord, coom by yaaaaaaaaaaaaaah aaaaa aaa

Timo - I think you may have misunderstood Bola!!!
I took Bola's statement to be a description of the feminist diatribe above not any aspersion on our statements.
The Bola I remember - and welcome back Bola- was about as anti feminist as you can get!
MISUNDERSTANDINGS - I have seen them in my own life reek havoc!
I have myself been misunderstood in my directness of speech on occassions as hostile.
Here is one between men.What then gents is like between MEN and WOMEN.....Shakespeare wrote plays about it....LOL!

Lets back lads to the subject -its relevant because feminism uses touchy feely prose like this to mask its malice.We are for everyone men included- yeah pigs 'll fly.
feminist pledger
Thats what stalin said, love

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We will, however, draw up a libelous list of one-sided and largely exaggerated complaints in a sanctimonious tone, for maximal manipulative effect.

Timo, That's Bola doing parody of feminist automaton.

Yeah Bola, welcome back! Been walkabout??? Mt Athos by any chance? - see thread :-)
I just got back after two months of enforced absence and wondered where you were.
The World Turns!

Mind you, I had to read the misunderstood post twice, myself. Anyway, perhaps it's occasions such as this that could make use of the [sarc]tag ? Thanks for clearing it up though, Brad & Yan Yan.

Dear Brad,
If your right, then my attempt at a joke was misdirected. Still, it can go out to all those touchy-feely types out there who can feel all warm inside that we MRAs know all about being positive in a tidal wave off oppression. And in addition know how to turn the other cheek( I've turn all 4 cheeks to be nice, and my ass has been kicked enough by this social dysfunction). I'm all fight until they say uncle!

LoL, Timocrat. It's good to see that it's all taken in step.

This is nothing more than an underhanded delivery of the same old nonsense feminists have been trying to feed us all along. It's a list of dreams and they can be nothing more than that. Simple, ignorant, morally bankrupt, socialist thought which has ALWAYS damned countries to poverty, famine, corruption, and destruction.

I only wish I could pledge to "ignore feminism", but that's what we've done all along and look where it's got us.